GAY SHAME COMEDY SHOW!!! @GayShameComedy
monthly queer comedy show by @elykreimendahl & @sheriadidthat! next up 4/16 😻 7:30pm 💅🏻 @unionhallny 🌈 eventbrite.com/e/gay-shame-ti… Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2023-
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I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Getting set up on a date is fun because it’s like hi hello. I am here today not only representing myself but also my friend. I hope to bring honor to us both. Can u tell them I was normal please
Woman Celebrating 4/20 by Doing the Same Thing She Does Every Day: ow.ly/j42x50NNuV9
“That’s weird...” “What?” “Nothing it’s just, this guy—“ “You mean our murder victim?” “Yeah, it’s just his tweets” “What about them?” “Every single one of them is... good.” Two homocide detectives reading my tweets after I get murdered for being right about everything.
seasonal depresh is out, spring is in ✌️
ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩
ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩
I guess I have no choice but to get a sportscar & a 28 year old girlfriend now if anyone’s avail
went to get my midlife crisis septum piercing & they WOULDN’T DO IT because apparently i have a deviated septum????!?? DEVASTATING but also probably just god doing for me what I couldn’t do for myself etc etc etc
booked us a resy at the Rainforest Cafe. wear something slutty
@ComedyCellarUSA comedian @JayJurden tells @vladduthiersCBS about his path to standup and his upbringing in Mississippi — plus, we surprise him with a special guest — tomorrow on CBS Mornings 🎤
It’s not a true driver’s license picture unless you look like all the happiness has been sucked out of your soul.
confession: sometimes I write “thanks so much; looking forward to it!” and I am not really looking forward to it. the exclamation point is simply a beard for my deep existential sadness
don’t wanna jinx it but *pretty* sure I just got a fancy new day job not DESPITE my unhinged social accts, but BECAUSE of them?? so remember that next time ur considering locking down!!! if they don’t love u at ur wild pandemic tweets, they don’t deserve u at the Teams meeting 💅🏻
“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me
i hate when adults say “tummy.” im an adult. it’s my STOMACH that hurts. because yet again. I had too many sweets without mothers permission
conan is truly living the dream right now, which is being eulogized without dying
There’s a lot about being a grownup that’s hard, but it is nice having control over my own snack selection/schedule
help me I’m poor
Kate Willett @katewillett
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12K Followers 2K Following Comedian, writer on @datinggameabc, host of @betches_sup pod, @waitwait contributor, creator of: @flexxmag & @dafcomedyfest https://t.co/h0v9b9xzI3I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
“I am SO excited for work on Monday!” - parents on the last day of their kid’s Spring Break
Getting set up on a date is fun because it’s like hi hello. I am here today not only representing myself but also my friend. I hope to bring honor to us both. Can u tell them I was normal please
Woman Celebrating 4/20 by Doing the Same Thing She Does Every Day: ow.ly/j42x50NNuV9
my obsession w Grey’s Anatomy is diagnostic
“That’s weird...” “What?” “Nothing it’s just, this guy—“ “You mean our murder victim?” “Yeah, it’s just his tweets” “What about them?” “Every single one of them is... good.” Two homocide detectives reading my tweets after I get murdered for being right about everything.
ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩
therapists react to you hating your job
seasonal depresh is out, spring is in ✌️
i did get a regular nose piercing to compensate & it’s v cute but NOT THE SAME
I guess I have no choice but to get a sportscar & a 28 year old girlfriend now if anyone’s avail
went to get my midlife crisis septum piercing & they WOULDN’T DO IT because apparently i have a deviated septum????!?? DEVASTATING but also probably just god doing for me what I couldn’t do for myself etc etc etc
booked us a resy at the Rainforest Cafe. wear something slutty
@ComedyCellarUSA comedian @JayJurden tells @vladduthiersCBS about his path to standup and his upbringing in Mississippi — plus, we surprise him with a special guest — tomorrow on CBS Mornings 🎤
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Hacks being the best show on TV, we will be seated 🫡
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