Grumpy Funcle @GrumpyFuncle
Grumpy and Fun??? Wait...what?? Joined December 2021-
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@elonmusk Idea: Kid-safe communication device (watch/handheld, not smartphone) using Starlink for text/voice/video calls + parent location tracking. Reliable in remote areas, no full internet distractions. Expands Starlink to families—aligns with your connectivity vision.
Its all fun and games till someone poops on the trampoline...gives a new perspective to the song "let it go.." #kidsaretheworst #funcles #parentingmemes #parenting instagram.com/p/CYk1n7TPKYr/…
Yes....yes it is... instagram.com/p/CYcxRASvPE1/…
This has the beginnings of a Grumpy Funcle comic series.,.. instagram.com/p/CYarm1GPxgW/…
Man I'm pooped from all this long division.... instagram.com/p/CYapuF-PLZ3/…
@simoncholland I like to judge them on the quality of their TP...
@thedad Simply put, 60% of the time it works everytime
#Funcles I challenge you to throw an inconsolable 4 year old tantrum next time a restaurant doesn't have the food you want. I can only imagine the powers of this are magnified with age...
You know what gripes my grump? Failing to return carts to their proper place...
Sounds like my kind of Grandpa... instagram.com/p/CYMhb0MPnlE/…
#bettywhite and #JohnMadden.....I don't think 2022 is going to go well...
"Dad, why does it say Big Ass Lump of Coal"
I would like to take a moment for another Funcle, I walked out the door to see him hitting my wife in the face with a snowball...his whereabouts are currently unknown...
Started a fund this year, $1 for everytime I yell "stop touching the tree!". Went broke the first hour...
"I drink the water even when I pee in the bath. It just takes like water." - Kid
"Where it mom take you today?" - Me "The circle store!" - Kid "You mean Target?" - Me "No, the circle store!" - Kid
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