Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

i really hate sorbet. freelance strategist. feminist. dog mom. owner Grumpy & Runt donuts, CT. Cape Town Joined June 2009

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Parody Keir Starmer @Parody_PM

3 years ago

One of the key skills a Prime Minister needs is the ability to talk to a random spot on the wall in the voice of Alexa.

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Max Kashevsky @MaxKashevsky

3 years ago

prime_minister_final_final_FINAL.docx

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Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm

3 years ago

Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next

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Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

3 years ago

Thought this was about the club that used to be in Claremont.

Woolworths SA @WOOLWORTHS_SA

3 years ago

Thought this was about the club that used to be in Claremont.

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Hey @ERConsultingInc. Just had a doctor at your ER prescribe antibiotics to my 6-week old that the doctor then wasn’t sure she can actually have, and the instruments you have are “too big” to go into a child’s ear?

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mariana Z @mariana057

3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.

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delty @DeltyThe73rd

3 years ago

Someone sent me AI art of Salmon in the river but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀💀💀

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Oly Duff @olyduff

3 years ago

In summary: How long? 30 days - Iain Macleod, Chancellor, died from heart attack, 1970 40 days - Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor 44 days - David Blaine in Perspex box 67 days - ‘Big’ Sam Allardyce 90 days - B&Q returns policy

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV

3 years ago

Liz Truss unveils the new Chancellor

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Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites

3 years ago

Guys, would you read all this? Many didn't. See how far you get. H/T @LBBOnline lbbonline.com/news/mia-celeb…

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Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

3 years ago

Hah.

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Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

3 years ago

I worked at Butlers pizza 17 years ago and I still can’t stop thinking about the fact that they used to put avocado on pizza based BEFORE cooking them.

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Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

3 years ago

Honestly, there is no greater person in the universe. @cher for president, prime minster, queen, king and emperor. Praise Cher.

Cher @cher

3 years ago

Honestly, there is no greater person in the universe. @cher for president, prime minster, queen, king and emperor. Praise Cher.

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Carla Gontier @GrumpyGont

3 years ago

Things nobody tells you about having a baby: 1. How invested you become in their poops. 2. Farting them will become the single most discussed topic between you and your spouse, behind pooping and above burping. 3. One cuddle instantly turns your day from bad to good.

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Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy

3 years ago

Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.