Ken T @GrumpyInstructo
No longer a Grumpy Instructor. Travels with Vince. vincentvangone.co.uk Yorkshire Joined February 2013-
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I only just heard it’s haiku poetry day last as usual #InternationalHaikuPoetryDay
Who’s gonna tell them..? #nyt #letterboxed
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As it's #YorkshireDay there's nowt better than watching this again.... 🤣
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Happy #YorkshireDay
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As it's #YorkshireDay today, here's 82 seconds of Sean Bean saying "bastard". Thank me later...
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Apple would be crazy not to use them in the next iPhone campaign lmao
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Valerie decided to visit her school (or what’s left from it) on her prom day.
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Loud Abba music can be heard from Theresa May’s parliamentary office.
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i physically hurt from laughing at this
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The most British tribute to the Ukrainian bravery can be found in Wellington. Telford knitters have crowned the post box at the top of New St with a yellow and blue minion holding a yellow & blue Ukrainian Flag. #SlavaUkraini #Telford
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Lovely twitter people - I don't know how many of you are also #instagram users but I'm looking for a wee favour. I've a 12yr old who loves woodwork. He spends hours on his lathe making bowls and creating chopping boards which he's sells to save up for a mountain bike. 1/3
My Fitbit tells me When you walk into the room Heart rate through the roof #HaikuChallenge #rate
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