The Haunting of The White House @HauntingWH
Imagine the worst thing possible, assume it's true, and go from there. Washington, DC Joined November 2018-
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@alexblagg And also, his chamber doubles as a giant shitter.
@alexblagg Siths are able to sustain themselves on pure hatred and anger and by definition produce less waste than humanoids, including Jedi. What little waste is produced is vaporized and exhaled which Vader’s breathing apparatus filters out.
@_dantevincent_ @dennisdiclaudio He might just go and GRAB 'EM BY THE LOAFER
@billmaher We love you, Bill.
Oh her? That’s just the bent neck lady.
If y’all don’t leave trump from the treason, the ban of an entire religion, the tax cut for billionaires, or the the separation of families as punishment for daring to seek asylum from mortal danger, at least acknowledge there’s a floating lady’s head in the window behind him
Poor Baron. #HauntingofWhiteHouse
Melania’s Christmas decorations fit better in Hill House than The White House.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six.... Seven weeks until Impeachment Season when the Dems take the House and get settled. @AnthonyRuivivar, Mr. Kevin Harris, get the popcorn because this is gonna be a bigger ordeal than Nell's funeral. #HauntingofHillHouse #Hohh #MAGA #impeachment
Kellyanne is making tea #HauntingofHillHouse #HoHH #HauntingofWhiteHouse
It’s time for this House to spill some secrets: when Melania wasn’t looking, President Trump tried to grab Poppy Hill by the pussy. #HauntingofHillHouse #HauntingofWhiteHouse #MAGA
After the latest round of firings, the remaining White House staffers left immediately to go live with Aunt Janet. #WhiteHouse #POTUS #Cabinet #HoHH #HauntingofHillHouse #AuntJanet #JohnKelly
NEWS FLASH: He’s lying. Inside the walls of this house we’ve heard Trump’s secrets that would make the Bent-Neck Lady’s skin crawl. Trump Tells Fox News He Didn't Know About Matt Whitaker's Past Criticism Of Mueller Probe yahoo.com/news/trump-tel… #MAGA #HauntingofHillHouse #HoHH
If you look closely at Donald Trump's signature, it's really his forever house repeated over and over again. #HauntingofHillHouse #hohh #MAGA #DonaldTrump #WhiteHouse #POTUS #foreverhouse @haunting
That moment when you hear Mueller on the other side of that door... #MuellerTime #MuellerInvestigation @realDonaldTrump #Hohh #HauntingofHillHouse #FridayFeeling #politics #Trump
ALSO BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces that Abigail will also receive the Medal of Freedom today, along with Babe Ruth and Elvis Presley. #MedalOfFreedom #HauntingofHillHouse #HoHH
BREAKING NEWS: Trump announces that he will appoint Abigail as the new acting Department of Homeland Security Secretary. Only one problem - No one knows who Abigail is. #DHS #HauntingofHillHouse #HoHH @haunting #breakingnews #Netflix #POTUS #treehouse
@haunting Theo & Shirley in the car. Hands down. Almost as bad as Ivanka and Melania in the motorcade, but that was the ghost of Ivana Trump who reared her terrifying head. #HauntingofTheWhiteHouse #HoHH #POTUS #Ivanka #MelaniaTrump #HauntingofHillHouse
@realDonaldTrump Sounds like the White House is really getting to you...your mind seems to be “scattered”. You and your missus may want to think about time away from the house. #HauntingofHillHouse #HoHH
After Jeff Sessions got stuck in the dumbwaiter, he recused himself from the basement investigation #HillHouse #HauntingofHillHouse @haunting #HoHH
Poor Jared, thinking back at those nights he spent he spent in #HillHouse. His #RedRoom was literally in Russia. #HauntingofHillHouse @haunting #HoHH
Not to ruin anyone's night, but I'm 99% sure Jared Kushner can see us through his pics
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