KiLla JIMMY @IIArmstrong
Comedy Writer for Jonathan Bird. Comedian and Partner. ....I do what I can do when I can do it......Don't let the unnecessary become necessary yo! Gaithersburg, MD Joined November 2012-
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There are two types of people in the world, those who wake up from the noise and those who wake up from the silence.
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Twitter should be required to disclose a list of possible side effects when you open your account, similar to drugs being advertised on TV.
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掃除機で危険なテーブルクロス引き
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扇風機で危険なテーブルクロス引き
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my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u
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There should be an app to watch all Trump interviews like this
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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
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It's like you don't even realize just how crazy I am for you. Doesn't the restraining order give you some damn clue?
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