Jeff @InternetAlchemy

Joined April 2011

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

12 years ago

50% of my power tool battery goes to pretending they're guns. #pewpewpew

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

12 years ago

Cooked lamb for dinner 'cause I'm fuckin' classy

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

12 years ago

TastiTaters and Chicken Wings

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Emily Cutler @CutlerEmily

13 years ago

My 4 year-old referring to his testicles, "I think my penis is pregnant."

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

13 years ago

Peel ‘n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach.

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

13 years ago

#foodtweet #stthomas

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

13 years ago

I seafood differently. #starwars #redlobster

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David Suzuki FDN @DavidSuzukiFDN

13 years ago

RT @envirodefence: 5 things you need to know about the Keystone XL environmental impact assessment ow.ly/ikNKk #Cdnpoli

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

13 years ago

"I got up early because I wanted to." - Nobody

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

13 years ago

If only eating steak were considered a skill.

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

13 years ago

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of has tried to contact us. BILL WATTERSON

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

13 years ago

Carrying his own weight #nofreerides

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Quite Interesting @qikipedia

14 years ago

IMAX projectors weigh as much as hippos. Their bulbs cost $5m & are bright enough to be seen from the International Space Station

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

14 years ago

I like to pretend I have a Dire Wolf #winteriscoming

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

14 years ago

Yum?

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

14 years ago

Looking forward to breaking my record this summer #rockstacking 21

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

14 years ago

The Calm Before the Storm. #summersolitude

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Jeff @InternetAlchemy

14 years ago

#SnappingTurtle #Nature

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14 years ago

#Toad #Nature

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14 years ago

#Frog #Nature

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