Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan
Writer of books, comedy, and sometimes Magic cards dansheehan.co Los Angeles, Ca Joined November 2008-
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It feels like my phone has a special, higher, volume specifically reserved for instagram ads?
You all want a constant stream of new work from artists and you want it for free and it's actually okay for the people who make these things to remind you that they have bills to pay as well!
You all want a constant stream of new work from artists and you want it for free and it's actually okay for the people who make these things to remind you that they have bills to pay as well!
I'd go as so far as to say all my boys are thoughtful enough to have a favorite bird that's not an eagle. I've never met an eagle guy. Couldn't possibly.
I'd go as so far as to say all my boys are thoughtful enough to have a favorite bird that's not an eagle. I've never met an eagle guy. Couldn't possibly.
A portal to hell could open tomorrow and some financial publication would still run an article like "Thinking about skipping work because a crow is eating your entrails? Here's why that's a bad call"
Saw Challengers today and may I just say congratulations in advance to both beautiful women and extremely close male friends on what is sure to be a summer to remember
If the current owners of TikTok really want to make the US regret signing that bill, they'll sell the app to Elon
Do not gaze into your navel that’s gross you used to have a tentacle there
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NEW: Student Gaza solidarity protests/encampments appear to have reached ALL continents but Antarctica 🤯 A brief 🧵:
Things that are actually killing comedy today: IP based film/tv, low pilot orders, negative-discourse driven algorithms, that yellow font on stand up videos, ticket/drink prices, not enough late night tv spots, social media platforms surprising promotion posts, the notes app.
you could really feel the winds changing today. meltdown may approaches...
@ItsDanSheehan Absolutely terrifying to see how excited people are to turn on any creator they profess to support, the second that person doesn’t perform how they want (including wanting compensation for their labour). So clear this is the only sense of power some of those commenters have.
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
No daylight between them
New: 21 House Democrats led by Reps. Gottheimer and Goldman sent a letter to Columbia’s board of trustees telling them to “act decisively” to end the encampment or resign. It’s a major escalation of Democrats’ rhetoric. @axios axios.com/2024/04/29/hou…
@ItsDanSheehan John Oliver successfully convinced me to fall for the pūteketeke npr.org/2023/11/15/121…
no easier way to identify yourself as someone who hasnt done a day of honest work in your life than looking at a restaurant employment ad and taking it entirely at face value
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
The Journalism Cult has long whipped themselves into a frenzy thinking "no comment" from the left is a declaration of terroristic intent, and "I'm going to crush the people into mud" from the right is within the bounds of fair play because they get their little scoop dopamine.
I truly think Collateral is my favourite Mann film because to me, nothing captures how scary it is to be alive and try to parse meaning from your life like this does
one thing about me is i always lose the DGAF war. i can't be nonchalant. i am so chalant. if you went to Caring About Things Island, everyone there would confirm that they know me. i am sensitivitymaxxed & easilyhurtpilled. i feel things deeply and i'm TIRED of pretending i don't
If the only mind-altering substance you partake in is beer, that’s called “Chicago sober”
@ItsDanSheehan Where all the Owl fans at?!? The Northern Pygmy is just one of my many favs🥰
@ItsDanSheehan They're WEIRD and STINKY and CLAW-WINGED and I love that for them
it's funny how the talking points have to vacillate so wildly day to day: "the college kids are devilish nazis and the army should run over them with bulldozers" somehow failed to resonate so let's try "the college kids are very stupid and doing this to get laid."
@theJDMars @ChadNotChud Yes. I might be the exception, but you can’t accurately predict my political beliefs based on my other political beliefs. Contrast this with the protestors. You can predict their politics with virtually 100% accuracy. Hence, groupthink.