JimmyConCarne @JimmyLostData

I'm a switch between Bartleby The Scrivener and Sydney Carton, Esq. Joined April 2018

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JimmyConCarne @JimmyLostData

8 years ago

@BillDolanBDC I understand...

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Gerard Mulligan @GerardMulligan1

8 years ago

Trump guarantees Kim's safety. And everyone who's ever dealt with him knows what a Trump guarantee is worth.

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Gerard Mulligan @GerardMulligan1

8 years ago

Sinkhole appears at White House. Proving God is an editoral cartoonist.

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It is a time of turmoil. It is a time of confusion. It is a time of great tidings but also of grave misgivings. It is a time of upheaval but also a time of downheaval. It is a time of tweeting while drunk on Pinot.

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The Associated Press @AP

8 years ago

BREAKING: Congress moves to dismantle key rules for banks that came in wake of financial crisis; notches legislative win for Trump.

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Randy Bryce @IronStache

8 years ago

Scott Pruitt's EPA just barred the AP and CNN from attending a national summit on harmful, widespread water contaminants. We all deserve so much better than an EPA that would rather avoid political embarrassment than do something to promote public health. apnews.com/d799f4e096cc42…

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Randy Bryce @IronStache

8 years ago

This morning's SCOTUS decision will stop working people from suing abusive bosses and corporations, forcing workers into their bosses' private arbitration in front of corporate arbiters. Mitch McConnell stole a SCOTUS seat, and now working people suffer. politico.com/story/2018/05/…

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Gerard Mulligan @GerardMulligan1

8 years ago

Guiliani: The Mueller obstruction probe will end by Sept. 1. So this means one thing we can be sure of: The Mueller obstruction probe will not end by Sept. 1.

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JimmyConCarne @JimmyLostData

8 years ago

@mawwahh Thought this might be a character in a pornographic "Charlie Brown" parody...and then found out it's related to pronunciation of consonants, and sometimes, a formal first name...

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Stephen King @StephenKing

8 years ago

The US House and Senate are filled with reps who feel that continued blood sacrifices of children in the worship of the 2nd Amendment are acceptable. Bruce Poliquin of Maine, Ted Cruz of Texas, and Marco Rubio of Florida are only three.

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Tony Schwartz @tonyschwartz

8 years ago

I knew Rudy Guiliani when he was a crusading U.S. Attorney going after Wall Street and other wrongdoers. It is mind boggling to watch him conspire with Trump to discredit the law enforcements agencies for which Guiliani once worked. He truly seems one brick shy of a load.

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Scott Dworkin @funder

8 years ago

BREAKING: DC area high school students have entered the US Capitol building, and are heading to Paul Ryan’s office to demand he pass legislation for gun reform now

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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice

8 years ago

Life will go on, for good or ill.

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JimmyConCarne @JimmyLostData

8 years ago

@mawwahh Thank you for hipping me to murmuration - I would have thought it had something negative to do with my heart - Grateful...

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Gerard Mulligan @GerardMulligan1

8 years ago

Drinking game: Take a shot every time you're struck by the realization that all human accomplishments are written in sand and everyone dies.

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Dez @shouthouseradio

8 years ago

You may know him as a founding member of The Ramen Gang if you know the goddamn @mrdavehill show. Come back to @wfmu to hear Scott from Otisville's true #origin story, aka, how to take the best of a bad situation and learn from it x.com/InRealLifeWFMU…

Girlsoflagrange @girlsoflagrange

8 years ago

Tonight on In Real Life we talk to Scott, previously from Otisville Penitentiary. He’s been a regular caller on #wfmu but we thought it’s about time to have him share his story and it’s a whopper. Tune in 7pm EST WFMU.org #prison #parole