John_Hempton @John_Hempton
The second law of thermodynamics is a bitch brontecapital.blogspot.com Somewhere on the coast of NSW Joined June 2008-
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I'm being bombarded by questions (quite understandably) about why any patient would undergo chemotherapy if a surgery had successfully removed their cancer I struggled to come to the same understanding when I was first being trained as an oncologist A THREAD
Oh, another day when $NVDA went up and $AMC went down. It is a puzzle to me how there can possibly be 4 million apes. You are meant to buy stocks that go up.
Australia! Actually Sydney Airport.
Australia! Actually Sydney Airport.
Another day when $NVDA went up and $AMC went down. Apes a so into self flaggelation.
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Firm of the belief that every individual who comes close to the Bruce Lehrmann story ends up being brought down by it. I’ve never seen anything like it.
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You can call me a conspiracy theorist whack job, but I maintain that Kate Middleton has never landed on the moon.
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@Rebrand_As_Y idk, economists like Krugman seem to be seeing the same data and taking away Fed's move as in-line. Strawman argument doesn't fit well.
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George Yancopoulos and Kathy Giusti talking about myeloma drugs backstage at #STATBreakthrough.
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IG Metall just won the vote to unionize $TSLA's German factory. This should be entertaining!
IG Metall just won the vote to unionize $TSLA's German factory. This should be entertaining!
Australia!
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WHAT A MOMENT!! 😭🥰 I can not express how emotional I was seeing and photographing a magical Wreathed Hornbill in the rainforest yesterday!! 🌳 An absolute SUPERSTAR of the forest, these enormous birds feed in the fruiting trees of the canopy! 🍊 Almost dinosaur like, they…
I got to up my twitter game!
$AMC longs getting desperate with their insults.
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Anti-Zionist protesters smashing up buildings at Columbia because they are delusional narcissists with no interest in actually achieving anything
It's amazing -- and quite sad -- to see Alzheimer's disease attract the worst in biotech. $ANVS $BIVI $SAVA Edited: $AVXL, too! Patients exploited. Investors bamboozled.
When other countries battle an enemy, it’s called war. When Israel battles an enemy, it’s called “genocide.”
Mick Jagger performing "Start Me Up" last night. This man is superhuman, simply amazing that he's still doing this at 80 years old. The Rolling Stones were back on the road yesterday on a new American tour, and it doesn't look like they're going to stop! #TheRollingStones
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Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
@SFarringtonBKC Yep. Made Berkshire as we know it today!
@venta_belgarum True hahah. Me first. But I'd be very wrong
@az_resist @ASU Makes me so proud to be Greek. KDR! Israel 🇮🇱 now and forever
All war is terrible but THIS war could end with one text message fm Sinwar. HAMAS must ceasefire, Surrender and release all Israeli hostages. HAMAS started this war. They hold all of Gaza hostage as well. HAMAS must surrender or be forced to surrender. They cannot again…
Gaza's continuously being pummeled and pounded with Israeli airstrikes & bombardment that's killing people every day. Imagine being like those people in this video, doing your best to survive, going out to fetch water, food, airdropped aid, supplies, and anything to keep yourself…
.@ColinJost: Donald Trump spent the last week falling asleep in court every morning, but Fox News said he was just being 'anti-woke'
Dumb ape believes he still has shares in $BBBYQ, 6 months after shares got deleted, and without any hint of irony thinks he knows something about the market and can lecture others about it. What a hoot 🤣
I don't think we should question the Jewishness of the protesters but also... the Hebrew is literally backwards
Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾
Many people are saying Kristi Noem’s career is dead, but it just went to live on a farm.
@TaxLawProf as long as she was not being disruptive, that seems fine. (I kid, I kid.)
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