Meddlesome Matty @LIntrepid
Louise. Bin Night: Monday. Pompidou! Ipswich, Suffolk, UK Joined February 2014-
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Try out gig on its way ! Come and help me write this show!
H: “An Attempted Manslaughter of…that’s Sparrows.” B: “An Aggravated Armed…” H: “…Robbery of Terrapins.” M: “A White Collar Fraud of Sardines.” H: “A Death by Misadventure, of Badger.” B: “An Impersonating a Police Officer, of Swans. We could go on, couldn’t we, with this…”
We have a sold-out Mike Wozniak preview show tonight. And we've just had a raft of returns. Doors 7.45pm for an 8pm start with the people's champion. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛
My boyfriend has started working from home 1 day a week. The way he speaks to his colleagues has been a bit of an eye opener that's making me reconsider our relationship. Just today i've heard him say the phrases low hanging fruit, synergy, proof in the pudding & extra bandwidth.
Need your spirits lifting after that shower of guff? We have a WIP with the great Maisie Adam tonight (she'd have scored at least eight goals, based on the recent-ish Taskmaster match). Doors 7.45pm. 8pm kick off. Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛
I have a dream of getting to make a low budget spaceship set from all the free play kitchens I see on FB Marketplace. So I'm putting this out there, in case anybody needs one building.
POV: it is your first day working in publishing
Someone walks four English Mastiffs down the middle of my road, two on either side. It looks like he's driving a chariot. I don't think they are taxed.
Happy Jessica Fostekew (@jessicafostekew) on the Always Be Comedy podcast day! We chat Jessica’s new tour, rowdy gigs, weightlifting and much more. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast
Tech mishap or divine intervention? Jessica Fostekew on a (maybe) religious experience in Plymouth. The new episode of the Always Be Comedy Podcast is out now with @jessicafostekew! Available everywhere you get podcasts!
👁️👁️BIG SHOW LONDON👁️👁️ It would be great to see you on June 1st if you’re about
👁️👁️BIG SHOW LONDON👁️👁️ It would be great to see you on June 1st if you’re about
Happy Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) on the Always Be Comedy podcast day! We chat Jo's new tour (Here Comes Trouble - book now!), her book (The Funny Thing About Death), Graham Norton, finding the funny and much more. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast
And this is definitely the thread to remind you that an old jokey name for mozzarella in Finland is muuminliha, which means “Moomin meat.” And cottage cheese is muuminjauheliha, or “Moomin mince”
Lifetime achievement mansplain alert: Arrived to give a speech. Holding slide had me down as Carry Beaton, so I said I was Cally, if they could change it. The guy said he’d been told it’s definitely Carry. I said no, it’s me - I’m Cally so it does need changing. He showed me an…
amazon.co.uk/photos/share/1… Look at this sweet memory that has come up from this day in 2020. Yes, please remind me of the time something flew into my eye on a Pandemic Legal Daily Walk. (N.B. This was a week or so after the incident. At first my whole eyeball was red.)

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