Laws of Manliness @LawsofManliness
Being a man isn't difficult; it takes commitment, a taste for scotch, and a dong. So get off your pansy ass and listen up as we lay down the Laws of Manliness. Lawsofmanliness.wordpress.com Joined October 2012-
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My only wish for the world would be to have #chipotle start running 24/7.
I'm giving up stupid religions that rely on annual periods of deprivation to prove devotion for #lent. Oh, and red bull.
I wish I had a plow so I can tell ladies that I'll be plowing their driveways later. Then ill smile and wink till it gets uncomfortable.
I tried to boost my presidents day post on #facebook but it was rejected for being too offensive. I thought I was fairly polite this time!
@dob_inc. Read an article that plagiarized one of your old pieces. I enjoy your work. Hate to see it ripped off. countryoutfitter.com/style/11-manli…
I was going to write about love in honor of valentines day for the LoM blog, but my wife gets upset when I talk that way about whiskey.
#valentinesday is right around the corner. This means you still have 24 hours before you need to go find some flowers.
There's not much that can beat some early morning beer and @alwayssunny. Keep it classy, gang!
Greetings, followers! Read my new post titled "7 tips for surviving your first gun battle" on lawsofmanliness.wordpress.com. #bestblogever
For such a badass rifle company, @lwrci has a pretty crappy social media department. Probably because they're all busy doing manly stuff.
@justinbieber is basically a series of farts filtered through auto tune.
Someone needs to make a LIFE OF BRIAN-style satire about Islam. (Not me, I'm a pussy)
I'm thinking its time to buy a gun. Ok... Another gun.
So apparently casual friday still means you have to wear pants. Thanks for telling me, nobody! And no, I am not going home to change. #TGIF
@markleggett is one of the funniest guys on twitter, but I can't shake the suspicion that he is at least partially covered in Cheeto dust.
Finally New Zealand is known for something other than the Lord of the Rings. #publicsex #officebang #poorchoices
The internet lost its mind when @netflix was down for an hour. Newsflash! We have fail safes in place for that. Its called internet porn.
The only way to start a monday is with booze.
Got a new free blog site up and running. lawsofmanliness.wordpress.com
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