Jordan @LevineJordan
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i’ve been feeling off ever since they took cereal boxes off the golden ratio.
at my nephews drum recital and i still hope they call me on stage for some reason.
kinda surprised there hasn’t been a little person tiny house show? sound off if i missed it.
we were not meant to work, we were meant to listen to and record podcasts.
dude, same. finally someone who gets ME.
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Roleplaying Bobby Hill: I would like to do a perception check to see if that is my purse. Okay, now I would like to roll knowledge society, to see if I know the enemy. I would now like to do an unarmed intimidating strike with precision damage to the groin.
and my man is finally able to scale his shit 🫡
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My favorite videos ever are Citizen Kane, Shawshank Redemption, and The Dark Knight, but yeah, I guess a bunch of people getting hurt on a boat is cool too 👍
this is one of my favorite videos ever
this is the dumbest shit i have ever heard
@frank21274 Well, EVERYONE doesn't enjoy literature that much. NONVISUALIZERS don't. He apparently belongs to that subgroup of VISUALIZERS who has TEXT-TO-MOVIE-TRANSLATION capabilities. #AmWriting #love #happy #photooftheday
Had a lot to say in this one
Can any mages or warlocks weigh in on this?
first dates are so profoundly strange lol. like hey, what’s up, nice shirt. are you my wife
nah nah baby, he's just my side unc. you know you're my main uncle, my number 1. now don't be jealous, it's a bad look on such a pretty face
13 y/o Lauryn Hill gets booed at the Apollo and keeps going
I’m gonna take shrooms and spend 36 hours in here
We've collaborated with @kulturec to create a state-of-the-art sensory room designed to cater to those with sensory processing needs. Our sensory room is located along the main concourse near Gate F.
I've been feeling we should just start looking for red circles in our aerospace instead. Far easier to spot and almost have a UFO inside.
Call me crazy, but I have never been able to get into Dickens. His sentences just piss me off. Like why are you being so British. "The stillness consequent on the cessation of the rumbling..." r u kidding me? Can someone pls translate this guy into Normal
Help me settle something with the wife. I think this comic is hysterical, she doesn’t find it funny at all.
custom printing a shirt that says "anyone is allowed to be my girlfriend"
everyone's all "washing dishes" this, "baby bath" that, never once talking about how much I get off on using cars to ride my skateboard without kicking. maybe shut up about the kitchen sink and get on board with my skitchin kink?