Liz Demmon @LizDemmon
Just a Tom Holland looking for her Zendaya New York, NY Joined July 2016-
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While this tweet is still doing numbers, I want to invite you all to my comedy perform group’s BCC show tonight at 8:30
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A parent trap where one twin goes to therapy for the trauma caused by their parents separating them and one doesn’t and we see their life as adults
Liz Demmon retweeted
Trader Joe’s at Christmas
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I just made myself cry thinking about how much i miss wandering around Blockbuster
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last night someone said I look like Wario with long covid
I hate all these bigots on the internet saying that a dragon can’t have red hair
I’m supposed to be killing all these spotted lantern flies, right? I don’t want to be some creep who’s just killing bugs for fun.
Wtf no i didnt. That sucks and is so embarrassing.
I love how when i’m hungry my body is like “eat anything! :)” but when i’m thirsty it’s like “drink water right now or i’ll kill you :)”
I think I just pulled a muscle in my shoulder doing the worm in my apartment by myself
to the girls from my dream just now: i thought it was very mean of you to not include me in playing Sharks at MY house, and extremely rude that you drank all the margaritas that i made before i had some. i hope i never see you again! xo
Bring a bucket and a mop that’s some wet ass pussy piss on my carpet cat pee stinks so bad
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