Max Parker Dahl @MPDahl
mostly FAKE NEWS (Tweets do not reflect the views of my employer, religion, family, friends, or myself) Alpine Joined June 2010-
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"It's important to emphasize the concept of credibility. Even the most tech-savvy kids need to understand that not everything they see on the internet is true." - Talking with Kids About Being Online, page 7 #BeBest
I fried my first set of speakers. It's the saddest day of my adult life
Super interesting conversation. This guy is only interested in snakes, not interested in people x.com/thatchrisryan/…
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I'm a finalist in The Whaler's Inn's Photo Contest- help me rally votes: flip.to/r/3V-j7y @WhalersInn
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Donovan Mitchell is in video game mode 🎮
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this is getting out of hand
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well this is embarrassing.
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Oh btw I’m building a cyborg dragon
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Why human breast milk is a scientific marvel: nyer.cm/camV8QL
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*Brad Pitt voice* Welcome to (cross)fit club. The 1st rule is: always talk about CrossFit club The 2nd rule is: literally always talk about CrossFit club. blogs, car stickers, Facebook posts. You do not CrossFit unless you talk about CrossFit club.
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As your kids get older, they appreciate you as a professional as well as a parent s.hbr.org/2EI00gz
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Coach Pop is in peak playoff press conference form 😂(🔊⬆️)
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"The average person ... has basically no chance in their lifetime ever to use a gun in self-defense," one researcher concluded after analyzing figures from the National Crime Victimization Survey. n.pr/2HBlTku
@Madixoxolynn @TheDweck A Man of ALL Seasons.
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Kendrick Lamar's DAMN. turns 1 today. This is why it's an instant classic.
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If only there was some way to know Trump’s true motivations for striking Syria x.com/realdonaldtrum…
Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.
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