Maranda @MarandaPaz

teacher✨ She/her Boise, ID Joined June 2017

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The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith

11 months ago

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

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New York Yankees @Yankees

11 months ago

Got the Dub. #RepBX

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ethan @lil_eath

a year ago

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

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Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit

a year ago

Sweetie, I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman. I’m voting for her because she wants me to have as many rights as a man.

Melissa the Hopeful🏠Homemaker @BiblicalBeauty

a year ago

Sweetie, I’m not voting for her because she’s a woman. I’m voting for her because she wants me to have as many rights as a man.

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floorboard @StruggleDisplay

2 years ago

*Buys myself a $3.99 bouquet of Trader Joe’s flowers* the world is once again full of hope and whimsy

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

2 years ago

love to see it

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Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22

2 years ago

everyone getting sent to burlington and making lil internet jokes and meanwhile you were sent to the location of BYU

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ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan

2 years ago

17 years ago today my life began

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

2 years ago

It’s time.

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You're actually not a mess at all. You're just a feeling person in a messy world. You are exactly right to feel a lot right now. It does not mean you're weak- it means you're strong enough to be paying attention. Be gentle with you, please.

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ً @int6wn

2 years ago

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

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Nikita S @singareddynm

3 years ago

The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa

3 years ago

A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“? Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…

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Maranda @MarandaPaz

3 years ago

“I like eating blood” - 6 year old

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Maranda @MarandaPaz

3 years ago

“The glizzies are terrible, they taste like rubber” - 10 year old

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

3 years ago

This is Taka. He suffered severe burns in a house fire in 2018. Made a very miraculous full recovery and was adopted by the vet who saved him. Now he works as a therapy dog in a local burn unit. 14/10

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Maranda @MarandaPaz

3 years ago

Camper: I am a pescatarian because fish don’t have a central nervous system so they don’t feel being murdered

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ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt

4 years ago

when i’m in a relationship I convince myself I like sleeping next to someone else when u know what? I do not! sleeping alone is top tier! sleeping spread out like a starfish? that’s true happiness!!