Barnabas Marsh 🐙 🇺🇦 @MattresD
Reclusive town father of Innsmouth. Leader in the Esoteric Cult of Dagon. Deathless, eldritch amphibian. Nevertrump, NeverGOP Relatively good takes. Innsmouth Joined March 2019-
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"While Putin doubtless will have prepared for new offensive operations, I suspect he has been banking more on Trump riding to the rescue than on his own forces," writes Carl Bildt, former prime minister of Sweden, in his op-ed. kyivindependent.com/opinion-trump-…
This is what i heard Nancy Pelosi say during the Katy Tur interview
The most predictable thing ever. Expect the same, sooner or later, from Haley.
The most predictable thing ever. Expect the same, sooner or later, from Haley.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start. https://t.co/gICODi9YD5
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. https://t.co/qFQ63FTBQU
This fkng b**ch
Any time we see a Republican do the right thing, they fucking shank us in the liver the next day. I’m glad they’re gonna (probably, finally) get aid to Ukraine, but I guarantee you some bullshit will follow. Brace yourselves.
Any time we see a Republican do the right thing, they fucking shank us in the liver the next day. I’m glad they’re gonna (probably, finally) get aid to Ukraine, but I guarantee you some bullshit will follow. Brace yourselves.
She's going to win re-election too
Cry more you Russian bitch
I bet the Homer wouldn’t break if you got it wet. Look at those water-proof domes.
Why is this motherfucker always sitting slanted. How bad is his posture?
Why is this motherfucker always sitting slanted. How bad is his posture?
He's not putting out a fucking plan. He's stalling and hoping nothing gets done. He he fucking Russian stooge
He's not putting out a fucking plan. He's stalling and hoping nothing gets done. He he fucking Russian stooge
The stupidest fucking idea and frankly it's what you do if you want it to fail. There is a bill that can go to the floor right now that includes all four things.
The stupidest fucking idea and frankly it's what you do if you want it to fail. There is a bill that can go to the floor right now that includes all four things.
lol to all the "the legislature can fix this" takes
lol to all the "the legislature can fix this" takes
lololololol
"Trump's Republican Party treats Ukraine as the enemy and Russia as a friend. Defining that stance as isolationist is lazy and wrong. It is actively pro-Russian." My column on America's moment of truth in Ukraine. ft.com/content/98f37c…
What was your aha moment when you realised ‘wow, that’s the same actor!!’??
What was your aha moment when you realised ‘wow, that’s the same actor!!’?? https://t.co/AE4N6Q2oC3
The guy who just posted a fraudulent bond for his court case about committing fraud by lying about how rich he was has now claimed he raised $50 million for his campaign that is basically a money laundering operation and the media is just reprinting the claim as if it is true.
The guy who just posted a fraudulent bond for his court case about committing fraud by lying about how rich he was has now claimed he raised $50 million for his campaign that is basically a money laundering operation and the media is just reprinting the claim as if it is true.
Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about H5N1. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this strain of bird flu so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know.🧵⬇️
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Bad Thought Enthusias.. @bad_enthusiast
508 Followers 958 Following Arnold stan, defender of Illinois, excessively mediocre. Globalist in the streets, isolationist in the sheets.
Cholula (parroty acco.. @CholulaStyleDad
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gg 🙊🙈🙉 @gina_goldberg
2K Followers 372 Following mother of puppies and actual children also, gen x ftw, cisgender, she/her
Sharky 🦈 @FailShark
4K Followers 1K Following 👀 10-time winner of the internet. Stay hydrated. The Sea is always right.🦈🦈 https://t.co/kupDHAcA5u
seanfucious @Seanfucious
1K Followers 2K Following Time Magazine’s 2006 Person of the Year | movies, politics, and #twittersupperclub | I will follow you back | Nicolas Cage Stan | PS5/Switch/Steam Deck 🎮
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315K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Mint the coin Enthusi.. @lordkeynes42
380 Followers 2K Following he/him my takes are are usually bad. so you were warned. slava ukraini. Discord: lordkeynes42#4787 Mastdon: @[email protected]
Jean-Michel Connard �.. @torriangray
21K Followers 2K Following Irritable in the streets, unable to sleep between the sheets. Senior contributor to my underfunded 401(k). 2006 runner-up Britain’s best bum of the year
Barfolemew 🇺🇸 �.. @RavagerMog
589 Followers 1K Following Don’t Texas my Arizona. Available on https://t.co/xsAYg4dj59
Moist Owlet @g_sharp_major
377 Followers 238 Following Husband to an adorable Bride, Father to a witty child, Owner of the worst puns and the best pets.
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Betty Finn @missbettyfinn
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1RAOKADAY 🍻 🇹�.. @1RAOKADAY
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Tophat @TopHatofEvil
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13K Followers 2K Following What the Hell is Turnip28? https://t.co/SKBq8sXotH Artwork by British illustrator Max FitzGerald
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777 Followers 2K Following (He/Him) Not really a llama. The South was wrong to start the Civil War. January 6th was attack on our nation. Dad to 🏳️🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ #NeverTrump #Catholic
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so he’s like for sure back on the crack right
Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound.
Remember how you felt, two years ago today, when the news came out that the Supreme Court would overturn Roe and set back women’s rights by generations? The man responsible is on the ballot again in November. Vote accordingly.
This is awesome🔥🔥🔥 Gen-Z working for solutions. #TourToSaveDemocracy The solution is to flip seats blue and they’re going on tour to make it happen & to bring attention to the issues that matter to them — the climate crisis, daily mass shootings, the housing crisis,…
This summer, Gen Z is going on a Tour To Save Democracy! We’re stopping in Republican seats around the country to flip them blue and fight for our future. Watch our announcement video below to see how we’re gonna do it. #TourToSaveDemocracy
This summer, Gen Z is going on a Tour To Save Democracy! We’re stopping in Republican seats around the country to flip them blue and fight for our future. Watch our announcement video below to see how we’re gonna do it. #TourToSaveDemocracy
Christopher Guest ass campaign.
Wild story on RFK's campaign -- almost every line is more incredible than the last -- but this one... "Several staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)" wsj.com/politics/elect…
Wild story on RFK's campaign -- almost every line is more incredible than the last -- but this one... "Several staffers fear the electromagnetic radiation from microwave ovens, complicating a volunteer potluck. (People were advised to bring crockpots.)" wsj.com/politics/elect…
In this interview, Kaitlin ate his breakfast, lunch and dinner and then sent his ass to bed without a snack. What is absurd and embarrassing is to watch a Senator twist himself into a pretzel to defend the twice impeached, insurrection provoking, multi-indicted, sexual abusing,…
Kaitlan Collins to JD Vance as he downplays January 6: "Last I checked, President Biden wasn't approving of the chants to hang his vice president and didn't not call his VP when his life was in danger on Capitol Hill, something Mike Pence testified to."
KAITLAN COLLINS: So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? JD VANCE: Yes COLLINS: Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6
JD VANCE: I did not read the president's attorneys as saying the president could order a coup KAITLAN COLLINS: He said it would depend on the circumstances. What circumstances warrant it? VANCE: He's just saying that would count as an official act.
KAITLAN COLLINS: You're basically saying that if the president orders a military coup, you believe the only remediation for that is impeachment? JD VANCE: You're dealing with hypotheticals here
Kaitlan Collins to JD Vance as he downplays January 6: "Last I checked, President Biden wasn't approving of the chants to hang his vice president and didn't not call his VP when his life was in danger on Capitol Hill, something Mike Pence testified to."
NEW: The judge’s order could force Eastman out of several ongoing cases, including a California lawsuit brought by MTG and Matt Gaetz. It also deprives Eastman of a key income source as he fights criminal cases in two states. politico.com/news/2024/05/0…
JUST IN: The judge who recommended John Eastman’s disbarment *denies* his urgent request to delay her ruling, which resulted in his automatic suspension from practicing law. She cites the gravity of his misconduct and his refusal to acknowledge any wrongdoing.
let them go and don't give them one penny of any other town, city, state, or fed money
Thought this must be made up. Unfortunately, it's not: Louisiana is allowing white people living in the suburbs to *secede* from majority Black & progressive Baton Rouge, the capitol of Louisiana, in order to create their own new city.
I am high maintenance but that’s okay, my husband doesnt mind.
@_celia_bedelia_ Your pfp alone honestly screams high maintenance and emotional wreck with a lot of “trauma” and therapy baggage. The posts just seal that up, as I assume speaking to you IRL would.
@JeffNeelzIsBack Is it? They've been arrested without much incident.
@JeffNeelzIsBack It's arresting college kids who broke into a building.
Every news site's main page is just Columbia. This is an insane amount of coverage for such an unimportant story.
Just in terms of Gaza related news priority should be 1. Actual goings on in Gaza 2. The UCLA fighting 3. The crackdowns in TX 4. Probably some other stuff happening places the media isn't based 5. Columbia
Every news site's main page is just Columbia. This is an insane amount of coverage for such an unimportant story.
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