MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

Haque: A glitchcore roguelike with something to hide. Fight cute monsters! Avoid death! Save the Game. Now 60% off on the #ItchSummerSale! supertry.itch.io/haque?ac=qfCyY…

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Hallie Haglund @HallieHaglund

3 years ago

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be a dog then I remember that I subsist mainly off my children’s leftover scraps.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

Man, I hope this isn’t one of the sixty tweets you’re allowed to see today. That’d be a real waste.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@BryanWShepherd @RealKevinCole Krookodile assets.pokemon.com/assets/cms2/im…

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@BryanWShepherd Grimer or venomat

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If you were to go back in time and tell childhood me that I'd grow up to have five friends named Meredith, I'd be like wow that's way more than I expected, but isn't there anything more important you could relay about the future?

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@jon_bois But only the third worst Avalanche loss.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

FJF run finished

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@WrenWrabbit Good

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@Lucky_BunTTV Did you here about Fandom selling the Grimace wiki to MacD0nald’s to use as ad space after one guy kept the wiki alive by himself for years?

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@Stubstub13 @thatbilloakley My dad was a republican when these came out and he loved them. And now he’s not a republican anymore. Coincidence!? Yes.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@Lucky_BunTTV Course you do!

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

3 years ago

@theflophousepod He doesn’t look a day over 50.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

4 years ago

@ContinueShow You guys need a couch below ypu and another couch above you to get the full experience.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

4 years ago

@BenBlacker @ben_edlund @jacksonpublick Definitely a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles guy. turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monty_Moo…

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

4 years ago

I like how the Mexican restaurant’s menu has the calorie count for each item as if I am not going to eat eight million chips.

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MaxBoltzman @MaxBoltzman

4 years ago

Tfw you are furtively looking up something from the Mexican restaurant’s menu on your phone because you can’t tell if it is a word you don’t know or a typo.