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No one is full of more false hope than a parent with a new chore chart.
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"That's one of the awful things about divorce. You lose the whole enchilada, not just the diarrhea-inducing burnt cheesy parts" -my bff
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
I don't envy mama birds for how they have to feed their babies, but the pushing them out of the nest part sounds fun.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
"Good Grief” is nominated for Best Track at the #QAwards as well! Mental. It would be awesome if you’d vote here: qthemusic.com/16917/q-best-t…
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"8 (circle)" off the new @boniversongs record... I. can't. Stop. Listening... it seriously hurts.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
Wife: Did you hear Disney released a line of princess wedding dresses? Me: *gives up all hope of saving for retirement*
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
Living with toddlers is like having raccoons You have to make sure the food is secure, the garbage lid is on, and your shots are up to date
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
In case you were on the fence about having kids, my 2-year-old threw a fit over everything she wore today. Each sock got its own tantrum.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
What's it like raising little kids? Any moment could turn into crying. Or a dance party. Or a crying dance party. You never know.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
My wife puts two holes in our kid’s ears and she's a "good parent" But I put ONE hole in the wall with a lightsaber and I "need to grow up"
Welcome to the twitter @MelBern7
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I met a mom who only feeds her kid organic gluten-free locally-grown vegan produce My 2-year-old still has ham in her hair from last night.
Happy birthday @MelanieSpring !! If you don't know her yet, you will. She defines #inspiration
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
Good try common sense, but I'm on drink number I think I'll DM him my feelings. Like all the feelings.
Meredith Useldinger retweeted
No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.
Richard Reader @rbreader
112 Followers 130 Following Oracle APEX citizen developer, UX designer wannabe, sailor, dad, husband (not necessarily in that order). Tweets are my own, not my employer's (Oracle)
Powell Nelson @powenelson50
601 Followers 4K Following Sometimes you found yourself, where you do not suppose to be.😢😧 Be where you suppose to be 💯🌹 You have to wake up and make it happen 💯🌉🌐🌎
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