MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

I take my kombucha shaken - not stirred. Top Secret (not on Swarm) Joined October 2016

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MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

9 years ago

#WeekendDosAndDonts Do: Shake a martini. Don’t: Stir it

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10 years ago

New Year, New Me: Using this @fitbit as a step counter instead of a detonation device.

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10 years ago

From Portland With Love

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10 years ago

Stuck in Subsaharan Africa with nobody to let the @WINC wine delivery into my flat. New year, same problems.

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10 years ago

Work hard, play harder, as I always say: 'James Bond Plays In The Snow' bleedingcool.com/2016/12/18/jam… via @bleedingcool

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MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

10 years ago

What's on my @amazon wish list? @omegawatches, @astonmartin beaded seat covers and @montblanc_world cufflinks, of course.

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MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

10 years ago

Me, avoiding Christmas shopping.

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10 years ago

Undercover at happy hour and it's absolute torture - few thing make for dangerous marksmanship more than charcuterie fingers!

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10 years ago

Quick, painless, bloody #ImDreamingOfA____Christmas

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10 years ago

Posted a petition to Facebook for more vegan leather options in @Queen_UK's Government. Hope the blokes at MI5 don't report me again.

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10 years ago

Tomorrow Never Dies And Neither Do I #TwilightAMovieOrTVShow

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10 years ago

Dr. No Sun #TwilightAMovieOrTVShow

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10 years ago

From Russia With Blood #TwilightAMovieOrTVShow

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MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

10 years ago

#SleighsMe that nobody realized Frostokov the Snowman was an undercover agent all along.

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10 years ago

#SleighsMe to imagine St. Nick rappelling down a chimney sans grappling hook outfit.

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10 years ago

"With bullets" works too 🔫 x.com/simpsonsqotd/s…

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MillennialJamesBond @Millennial007

10 years ago

Season 1, Ep 3 of Homeland and not a crashed @astonmartin in sight. Tame behavior when national security is at stake. @SHO_Homeland

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10 years ago

I hope there are plenty of pleats with which to conceal weapons. x.com/wmag/status/81…

W Magazine @wmag

10 years ago

Predicting the fashion trends of 2017. wmag.cm/AP6drBs

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