DJ Williams @Mindhealthcook
Sharing the world and finding contentment. My Sofa Joined February 2024-
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Brilliant
Barry’s bungalow has arrived
There was a discussion a while ago with some civvie wet wipes about ‘Squaddie humour’; to me this picture of 2 veterans at an army rugby game sums it up!
Why, you stuck up...half-witted...scruffy-looking...Nerf herder!
A fight broke out over the caravan today
Barrys Sunday in his caravan 💖
Supper was cheese spread butty with crisps. I am such a classy bird.
Very true 🙌
Little mouse came into house from cold and now pup is on high alert. If I find a crunched up mouse on my bed later I'll be really annoyed!!!
I love how the word 'atone' wears its heart on its sleeve. It began as 'at one', because to atone is to bring back unity. Atonement is really 'at-one-ment'. In the same way, 'alone' began as 'all one'.
Your life doesn’t have to be loud to be legendary.
Mastering grammatical contractions, lesson #142
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"Cats have been messing shit up since the dawn of time" is my favorite brand of archeology
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Roger Williams @rogerwilli150
280 Followers 1K Following I’m a gay boy 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 who wish to take everything so easier for the life
Retro Toys and Cartoo.. @toys_retro
26K Followers 24K Following Retro Toys and Cartoons Please enjoy some memories of the #60s #70s #80s #90s #00s #retrotoys #80skid #lego #legofan #retrogaming #fyp #nostalgia #wwf #cartoons
Jacqueline Jones @Jacquelmadh
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Melanie Pattison @feaseym
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Patricia Washington @PatricJennt
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gilly @gillypants
5K Followers 5K Following Movie , music and book fan , animal lover, anxiety and fibromyalgia fighter, West Sussex . I don’t answer DMs from people I don’t know . 🎬🐅🐈⬛🦡🐿❣️
Noreen Lynch @LynchNoreenNE
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Kinell's Sinister Cin.. @sinister_cinema
923 Followers 971 Following Kinell - Rapper, podcaster, horror game dev, rescue cat owner. https://t.co/6SA82tpUws https://t.co/Hik31pAEgb RIP my main account innit
CJ VerHagen @CJ_Cregg_Cook
2K Followers 805 Following I'm a gay Christian and current medical student. I am passionate about inclusive health care and education. 🏳️🌈 🇳🇱 Ik Zal Handhaven.
Paul Gascoigne @thegazza_
22K Followers 20 Following Football legend ⚽ | Iconic midfielder known for my flair on the pitch and my big heart off it ❤️ GAZZA xxxx [email protected]
MingxiTzu 🇨🇦 @MingxiTzu
7K Followers 650 Following A little Tzu in a big world. Mingxi's tweets are her own. ♥️🐾
DougDog @DogDougDog
6K Followers 995 Following A fuzzy cockapoo. I love walks, big sniffs, ruzzles and treats.
Andrew Edwards @AndrewOpera
16K Followers 4K Following Opera loving Welshman with a passion for food, culture in the broadest sense, microbreweries, dogs & much more. Time spent between East Kent and East Sussex
Mark Steel @mrmarksteel
241K Followers 82 Following I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
451K Followers 2K Following Comedian & great friend. Albums: https://t.co/3mphPZ5HDp (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk
Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci
696K Followers 1K Following Words and Smiles. Also, Patron of Child Poverty Action Group, @CPAGUK.
Jacqueline Jones @Jacquelmadh
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Rageh Omaar @ragehomaar
139K Followers 863 Following ITV News International Affairs Editor, @ITVnews, presenter of current affairs programme @ITVOnAssignment. Board of Trustees @BritishCouncil, Trustee @RUSI_org
Mark @markjw52
3K Followers 3K Following Here to tweet harmless bollocks, sports and the state of the world but only if you have a social conscious oh and be kind
Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
505K Followers 2K Following michael spicer: no room on bbc sounds and radio 4 subscribe now please i didn’t pay for my check mark
Henning Wehn @henningwehn
92K Followers 65 Following Cycles, eats plants, tries to crack on. Tour dates and whatnot else here: https://t.co/accmGfkI4E Je suis Main Stand.
Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster
632K Followers 16 Following Me official. Me love cookies! Me officially love cookies.
Bunsen and BEAKER @bunsenbernerbmd
179K Followers 3K Following Learn science daily with the help of Bunsen and Beaker the science dogs! Followed by THOUSANDS of Scientists who chat on @sciencepawdcast Tweets by @Zedscience
Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺.. @KathyBurke
553K Followers 174 Following Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]
Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter
111K Followers 4K Following Comedian swashbuckler dabbler-scientist rapscallion poof reader shockmocker and libertine
80s Kidz @80s_Kidz
203K Followers 264 Following Was you born in the 70s & grew up during the 80s? Then this is the page for you! Lets reminisce about the greatest decade there ever was. 70s stuff may appear.
gilly @gillypants
5K Followers 5K Following Movie , music and book fan , animal lover, anxiety and fibromyalgia fighter, West Sussex . I don’t answer DMs from people I don’t know . 🎬🐅🐈⬛🦡🐿❣️
Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox
3.0M Followers 1K Following Science, music and increasingly wondering about what it all means ....
Sarah Millican @SarahMillican75
2.1M Followers 4K Following ON TOUR NOW. New Special via https://t.co/0BsgzGzZL8 Comedian, Standard Issue pod, Feminist. Tweets ending TEAMSM/TSM are by my team.Agent: Chambers
Have I Got News For Y.. @haveigotnews
1.1M Followers 138 Following This account is run by Hat Trick, who make HIGNFY. The BBC have asked us to point out it's nothing to do with them; the twitter feed that is, not the TV show.
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.2M Followers 100 Following Cockney rhyming slang for the good stuff; Proof that one song is all you need. New album "Who We Used To Be" out now. On tour in 2024.
Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrer.. @PantiBliss
101K Followers 2K Following Gender discombobulist, national fucking treasure. Book: Woman In The Making. Movie: Queen Of Ireland. Agent: Aoife Rice : [email protected]
Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram
16K Followers 3K Following Historian of religion and magic in the ancient world • Pianist/organist • Cocktail hound • Gg-daughter of a Peaky Blinder
Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain
2.6M Followers 700 Following Talks far too quickly, mumbles, and yet, still doing it. Touring New show Nov 2021, into 2022/23! Latest science book for kids "Is there Anybody Out There?"
Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins
1.2M Followers 460 Following Mutton dressed as mutton. NETFLIX SERIES #perfectlylegal streaming worldwide now. PODCAST: https://t.co/wYRb9e5D0e
Household Cavalry @HCav1660
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Hairy Bikers @HairyBikers
1.1M Followers 3K Following It's all in the name, do a bit of cooking too! Follow us for recipes, kitchenware products, and more. https://t.co/9W4fwRCT8l
Victoria Coren Mitche.. @VictoriaCoren
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John Krasinski @johnkrasinski
2.6M Followers 155 Following What if everything you believed as a kid… was real?! IF only in theaters May 2024! @IFmovie
Mike-reativity Astoun.. @LayeredStrange
7K Followers 7K Following | My meds kinda work | Not taking any nonsense or crap anymore | Right wing, Tories & trolls can circumnavigate🖕🏻 and will be 🚫⛔ | 🏳️🌈🇪🇺💙💚 |
Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans
31K Followers 4K Following Welsh Landscape Artist - Illustrator 🏴Starring Flash Evans and Barry
Steph McGovern @StephLunch
429K Followers 1K Following Podcast @therestismoney Hosted 625 eps of BAFTA nominated ‘Steph’s Packed Lunch’ on @Channel4. Former engineer+retired Irish dancer [email protected]
MrsBadcrumble1975 Ⓥ.. @CatLaw75
10K Followers 4K Following Plodding along in life. 48yrs, mum. Vegan to annoy. #toriesout 🇵🇸 xx
Susie Dent @susie_dent
1.1M Followers 782 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. Guide Dogs Ambassador. Podcast: Something Rhymes with Purple.
Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds
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David Mitchell @RealDMitchell
2.3M Followers 832 Following This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the Cumbrian origamist.
Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis
667K Followers 971 Following Actor, television presenter, producer, director, husband & dad, who just happens to be short! President of @LPUKOnline, the charity for people with dwarfism.
Nice day for world domination.
Who remembers this little beauty?? God I loved this phone
Off to watch something significantly less messy than the Kendrick/Drake beef later
This might be relevant forever
J. Cole heading to the studio knowing he not involved in this beef
6yrs ago on this day I had drank 8pints & a bottle of wine having lost thousands betting on the horses I choose to try & ride home from the pub on a kids scooter - result below The reality is I had no regard for my wellbeing & felt worthless Today looks very different, we…
I'm kind of really excited about my new rug. 🦄🥰
@Pythagasaurus3 The Shape of Water taught us that there is a white girl out there for everybody
Night night everyone. Peace #ChristophNiemann
Anyone want to go in on a pallet of this?
Oh so many things
Some weird dude DM me and asked me for a photo with no clothes. I sent him this photo. He was displeased.
I'm not him though obviously, I'm a random nobhead that makes the most powerful computer animation software on the planet tell dick jokes for my own amusement
Twitter gonna mangle the video quality no doubt but trust me it's pretty cool
Learning some isht about facial motion capture today I can definitely be trusted with this technology, certainly won't be doing anything weird to fuck with people
Good morning everyone and hello very much #ShannReplay
Last night, unexpectedly, I lost my father. My sister found him unresponsive in his home. I am shattered. I am broken. I want to wake up. It cannot be true. Come back! I love you Paddy! I'm never going to recover from this loss.
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