Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

Incapable of working either as part of a team or on my own initiative. Joined February 2022

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@QuanTick That's an Immaculate Inception

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Mikey Smith @mikeysmith

5 years ago

If you’ve read this…article, you may have thought: “22 weeks in jail? Just for staring at someone? That can’t possibly be true, can it?” And you’d be right. It’s absolute horseshit.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@twlldun Love or hate Marmite, you know you want a load on your toast either way.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@LewieP @Fanatical Ended up getting 3 of these, would not have been aware at all had you not stuck this here.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@PenLlawen I liked it best when he said 'Doc.....tor' like a Dalek.

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I tell you who needs our support right now, billionaires. Get behind your favourite billionaire who you agree with and Tweet your support. Or slag off the other billionaires you disagree with. Either way, we all need to think of the billionaires.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

2022 - Social media splits into 13 different echo chambers None of them are Truth Social.

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Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith

5 years ago

Spat my drink.

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Samanthaargh…Wombles!  @MsSpydaSam

5 years ago

Roses are red A church has a steeple

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@ernest_malley It's his similarity to Churchill, 'We will fight them on...no wait.... Aaargh....legs....my achilles heel, erm welcome Germans to our great nation and lovely beaches?'

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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke

5 years ago

Should certain men shut the fuck up?

Owen Strachan @ostrachan

5 years ago

Should women wear tight leggings in public? In my new podcast, I argue that godliness calls for women to pursue modesty, and men to kill their lusts. Listen: bit.ly/3KdM2ow

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@MimiCodd I would have been really good at knitting, but a female politician crossed her legs in front of me and now I can't do *anything*.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

Buy local and independent, if you can. You'll pay a bit more, but then nobody is pissing in a bottle, working for less than NMW or avoiding huge amounts of tax to get those costs down. You all remember why those ready meals were only a quid yeah?..

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@ugobananas Me, looking at this Tweet and wishing I could have thought of it.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@robinince I read that out on my head with "reasonably" and the rest coming out in the voice of Rik saying "considerably" in Bambi. Somehow makes it even better.

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Neil Armitage @NeilArmo

5 years ago

@TheSimonEvans @almurray Such were my formative years that despite the fact the explorer is the much more worthy association, whenever I see his name I think of some loaded niece buying a high chair for their elderly relative.