NOT A PASTOR @NotPastor
OH MY GOD IM ON TWITTER. SHUT UP ITS OKAY WHEN I SAY OMG BECAUSE ITS SRSLY A PRAYER. Joined May 2017-
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NOT A PASTOR retweeted
When I see conservatives saying that the church should be responsible for feeding the hungry and housing the homeless without government's help, I want to laugh. Y'all don't give church enough money for that. Most pastors can hardly feed their own families.
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@GovMikeHuckabee @JimCarrey @PressSec If the person was consistently acting in direct opposition to their supposed faith like Sanders is doing in her job, I’d fully support the “so-called” label being applied to them, too.
@PastorJohnHagee I sure hope by “true” you don’t mean “accurate,” because if so you’ve just painted yourself into one helluva corner.
@JerryFalwellJr @LibertyU @cabot_phillips what a wonderfully Christian sentiment
@aigkenham You might be surprised at what is actually basic and historical
@NoahMichaelLong @aigkenham THATS FUNNY BECAUSE MY BIBLE DOESNT SAY ANYWHERE THAT ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN IS THE BIBLICAL STANDARD FOR MARRIAGE
@aigkenham WHERE EXACTLY DID GOD DO SUCH A THING
NOT A PASTOR retweeted
To Husker Nation: Thank You!
@GOP @realDonaldTrump IS “DUMPSTER FIRE STARTED BY FLAMING BAGS OF POOP” AN OPTION BECAUSE IF YOURE GOING FOR ACCURACY THATS PROBABLY THE BEST CHOICE
NOT A PASTOR retweeted
Actually, no. When the Holy Family flees to Egypt, they meet the current definition of refugees: those fleeing "conflict or persecution." And the word the angel uses in Joseph's dream in Matthew (2:13) is "φεῦγε" (pheuge), from which comes the word "refugee," the one who flees. x.com/ccpecknold/sta…
@GovMikeHuckabee @realDonaldTrump HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WAIT YOURE ACTUALLY SERIOUS 😳
HEY LOOK KIDS THERES BIG BEN x.com/cnn/status/944…
London's Big Ben bell is chiming again after falling silent for restoration work cnn.it/2D3fk6Q
@craigdaliessio @JerryFalwellJr @TheBrodyFile @realDonaldTrump AND THERES ALL THR OTHER STUFF IN THE ORIGINAL POST THAT MADE IT A SUCKY YEAR FOR JESUS LIKE GORSUCH AND JERUSALEM AND DACA AND CHRISTIANS PROSTITUTING THEMSELVES AT THE FEET OF TRUMP
@craigdaliessio @JerryFalwellJr @TheBrodyFile @realDonaldTrump AS YOU HAVE DONE IT TO THE LEAST OF THESE SO YOU HAVE ALSO DONE UNTO ME
@JerryFalwellJr @TheBrodyFile @realDonaldTrump BEST YEAR FOR EVANGELICALS AND WORST YEAR FOR JESUS
@BULLOMETER @wilfhh29 @Franklin_Graham @BillyGraham ACTUALLY NO ITS NOT BUT MERRY XMAS ANYWAY
NOT A PASTOR retweeted
Nikki Haley: “I will be taking names of countries that disagree with Trump.” The world:
@nlmtys @PastorJohnHagee IF YOU TOOK A SHOT EVERY TIME SOMEONE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT STARTS A COMPLAINT WITH HOW LONG O LORD YOUD FREAKING DIE OF ALCOHOL POISONING
@PastorJohnHagee THATS RIGHT THERES NO COMPLAINING AT ALL IN THE PSALMS OR IN JOB
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