andre medrano @NumberOneAndre
Stories and jokes. Also skiing, ⚽(almost) all of it, books, dogs, maybe more. New York, USA Joined November 2013-
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This is what happens when our best athletes start playing religion. Finally… 🇺🇸 #Pope #HabemusPapam
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So we are criminalizing basic bodily functions now, wow.
So we are criminalizing basic bodily functions now, wow.
Just try to buy the #URUARG game on @Fanatiztv and they gave me Peru Bolivia from YESTERDAY. These slimeballs won’t even refund me.
Oh to be a Muskegon Lumberjack…
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TONIGHT! Comedians + Music Videos live in Brooklyn at Pine Box Rock Shop! Don't miss @TommyMcNam @courtmaginnis @Corndogobrien @hipsoccermom_ @NumberOneAndre @racheldarvas and @justinthompdad 9 / Doors at 8:30. TICKETS: eventbrite.com/e/drop-up-vide…
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BREAKING: Republican Governor of South Carolina, Henry McMaster, just personally fact checked Donald Trump’s claims that FEMA aid was not getting to residents. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this incredible praise of the Biden-Harris Administration.
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Check out this Chinese helmet company promoting their new durable helmets
47 degrees and rainy this the cinco de mayo liberals want!!!!
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Surviving today’s earthquake has really put things in perspective.
We’re doing this at @CityWineryNYC on Saturday, would love to see you!!!!!
Just fix IG now I can’t believe we are back in this cesspool
The American school system sets unrealistic expectations. We had a fun lunch at 11:25 then a real, better lunch when we got home like 2:45/3.
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