No Context Tim Key @OProgramme

Words taken from Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme on BBC Radio 4, No More Jockeys & more - out of context. North West, England Joined May 2020

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3 years ago

If I Said You Had a Beautiful Travel Iron Would You Hold It Against Me? - The Bellamy Brothers (1979) @timkeyperson

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3 years ago

Did he get his boy wet, Horne?

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3 years ago

I'm skirting around Anne Frank at the mo.

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3 years ago

Dismal scenes as Watto checks his wardrobe for food.

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3 years ago

Well a spinster is someone who is, unfortunately, constantly trying to wank off a frog.

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3 years ago

Sir Richard Branson. No more people who if you saw them across the room you'd go "Well now, then..."

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3 years ago

I'll put the LBTs on if I'm being filmed eating a poppadom sandwich in the bath.

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4 years ago

...and this is Mr Naughty Boy.

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4 years ago

She's strawberry blonde, is the truth of it!

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4 years ago

Should Horne fall.

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4 years ago

If you've got coconut, bang it in - but actually there's no shame in putting in some cashews and seeing who salutes.

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4 years ago

I have retired from "Shall I be mother?" with the Horne's.

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4 years ago

I went on Sunday Brunch. For a bit you drink gin and sort of think "This is mad because it's 11.30am" and then you spill out onto the street lashed and go "I won't do that again." Couple of years later there you are again; sat next to Jason Donavon and hoping for the best.