Pip @OhPippa
Being emotionally stable is probably boring anyway. Joined June 2012-
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If only people who love to hear themselves talk were the only ones who could hear them
Only true friends understand when you stop them mid sentence to Shazam a song
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Predicament. One of your legs is secured to something you love deeply, the other leg to something that is causing you lots of pain. You can’t remove just one leg, only both legs together. Wine is available. And you also have Amazon Prime on tap.
Be sure to assess just how lazy someone is before advising them to ‘go at your own pace’
Just yelled ‘let’s get this party started’ a little too loud for someone who’s alone in an empty house
The best way to deal with someone who thinks they’re always right is to let them think so
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Some diggity, some doubt.
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Some people call them high expectations, I call them standards
Sometimes my body and mind need a break but my heart stays in it the whole time
90 percent of my day is just pretending shit doesn’t bother me
“You don't say 'I'm going to build the biggest, baddest, greatest wall that's ever been built.' You don’t start there. You say, 'I'm going to lay this brick as perfectly as a brick can be laid.”
Allow me to demonstrate how to get your priorities crooked
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