Sunshine @WhosYourVader
🇺🇸The All-American Woman - my place is in the kitchen, drinking your bourbon. Sunnier in person. #VolsDeep 🍊#SemperFi ❤️ #Wahoowa 🧡 twitter.com/search?q=From%… O-H!! Joined February 2015-
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Dropping a kid at a grandparent’s is like taking a car into the mechanic, you drop them because they’re driving you crazy and when you pick them up the grandparents are like: I don’t know what the problem is, your child is a perfect angel…for me
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Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
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Being a home owner is just replacing everything that isn’t concrete or metal every 18 months until you die.
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Dream job unlocked. Teaching baby seals how to swim.
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IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail
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If you give your kid a water bottle, they will lose that water bottle and swear that it's nowhere to be found, so you'll buy them another water bottle, at which point, the other water bottle will magically appear.
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If states can go back to laws from the 1860s to ban access to abortion, they can go back to the 14th Amendment from the 1860s and ban insurrectionists from running for office
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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 3pm on any given day.
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I'm ready for bed around 9ish, and by 9ish I mean 6:30PM.
“Prolife” my a$$hole. They just hate women & this is all about control so we can’t bruise their fragile male ego.
“Prolife” my a$$hole. They just hate women & this is all about control so we can’t bruise their fragile male ego.
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Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”
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I’m crying in my laundry room
I’m crying in my laundry room
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This is one of my favorite views of #Pittsburgh every spring.
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Admit it. You used to draw the sun in the corner of all your pictures when you were a kid.
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He's not a Nice Guy unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.
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Get that a kid an ice cream and make sure doesn't get suspended! 👏🙌🏾
Ivsy @Ivsy01
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37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
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Heartwalker @Herzwandler
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Lee @LeeCThompson
3K Followers 4K Following Well-educated but always learning. Combat Vet, cancer survivor, dad and husband. Love yoga. Freedom of speech above all others 🇺🇸🎖️🎖️🎖️🇺🇸 Beat Navy!
Marc 🤍 RIP 🎸 da.. @MarkyMarc1982
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A Vapor @AVapor4
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a small cheese reward for losing 4 entire ounces. king of dieting
Nelly left me just before 5am this morning. I was with her almost to the end. Her kind gentle heart is at rest now. Photo 28th April 2018 when I went to meet her in the pound. Almost 6 full years with her. I will miss her so much.
In the 1800son the US, schools figured out that female teachers were cheaper to hire than their male counterparts. So men have been feminized by teachers for the past 200 years now according to his logic.
Columbus (8-12) allows 11 runs over final two innings to loss to Buffalo. Bisons 16 Clippers 4 Manzardo 1-3 R HR RBI 2BB Straw 2-4 R RBI BB 2SB Noel 2-4 R 3B BB Lavastida 0-1 R 3BB SB Brito 1-4 RBI SB Curry 5.0(IP) 8H 5R 5ER 1BB 5SO Box score: milb.com/gameday/bisons…
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Look at them before and after. Beautiful family!
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