ItsAMadMadMadMadHousehold @OksAtHome
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Nigeria@64: Protesters march along Awolowo Road to Freedom Park Ojota, Lagos
#EndBadGovernance: Lagos groups prepare to resume protest on Oct. 1
@yoboijake52 Michigan is looking pretty good right now though!
@yoboijake52 And if that didn’t … THIS did 😝
@yoboijake52 Wow- just WOW! They came to play. They earned the win
@yoboijake52 And unsportsmanlike conduct is not helping…
@yoboijake52 Yeah OSU is just throwing a fit now 😂 Don’t see them pulling this off. Who knows 🤷🏻♀️
@dbailey_18 I agree. They are acting like jerks.
@NOLAJAY52 Any idea what’s happening now?
@NOLAJAY52 It’s a good one- but so loud it’s hard to hear the announcers 😂
@mollsgenevieve @nishapolitan Completely agree- he was able to communicate his needs- something I as an adult have a hard time doing because of my upbringing. You’re possibly breaking cycle?
@mollsgenevieve This sounds like an AWESOME reason to never have Thanksgiving with those people again- no matter WHO they are. Do it for your kids- don’t subject them or yourself to that. Enjoy your holidays with friends you choose as family. Your kids will appreciate it as much as you do.
@UnexpectedSAHM Sounds about right
@MapleSweetheart Good luck. I’m sorry they’re sick, but glad doc is confident they can power through. The coughs last forever though… at least they have in our house so far this year
@DadInGeorgia I remember & I was so hoping you all wouldn’t have to live through it again. We appreciate your efforts though! Esp from Ohio where is feel the National dems have given up on us as state Republicans gerrymander our districts & tilt state elections 🤦🏻♀️
@DadInGeorgia Wait- I already know the answer- not soon enough 😝
@DadInGeorgia I’m sorry. When’s the runoff election?
Now we have a GAME folks! #OSUvsMICH
So are we gonna fight after every play then boys? #OSUvsMICH
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