Fernztah @Olfurni
Smoothest brain in the game, baby! Joined May 2014-
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The way you people talk about them like you know them personally indicates severe brain damage
The way you people talk about them like you know them personally indicates severe brain damage
'She writes the lyrics herself' Yeah maybe she should stop doing that.
'She writes the lyrics herself' Yeah maybe she should stop doing that.
this is y’all’s greatest songwriter??? 😭
I need to stop engaging with 'pro-life' twitter, it's far too American. And insufferable.
Still haven't outgrown it
I hate it here.
Lmao 'womanface'
My lukewarm take on this is that if your child/dog is incessantly screaming/barking then it's probably time to leave the pub. Other than that both are basically fine. Let other people exist (this includes children)
My lukewarm take on this is that if your child/dog is incessantly screaming/barking then it's probably time to leave the pub. Other than that both are basically fine. Let other people exist (this includes children)
Lmao, imagine birthing a child for a man like this. No greater act of self-hatred
Lmao, imagine birthing a child for a man like this. No greater act of self-hatred
Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.
-8 baby, blind as shit.
-8 baby, blind as shit. https://t.co/vLeW1PcIOL
Grow up.
People who genuinely believe in astrology deserve to be mocked, actually.
People who genuinely believe in astrology deserve to be mocked, actually.
Lmao yanks are something else. They'd literally rather you starve to death than have anything for free.
Lmao yanks are something else. They'd literally rather you starve to death than have anything for free.
Thankfully, in my experience at least, opinions like this are invariably from chronically online sofa masturbators - they're just a loud minority. Men irl are generally very decent, kind-hearted and, well... normal.
Thankfully, in my experience at least, opinions like this are invariably from chronically online sofa masturbators - they're just a loud minority. Men irl are generally very decent, kind-hearted and, well... normal.
Whenever I see an unapologetic woman doing her own thing without trying to be likeable, my first thought is: Can you please sit down with me and tell me how you managed to unlearn years of conditioning and achieve this state of mind? Is there a cheat sheet that you can share!
Getting a lot of this on my tl today for whatever reason. It's honestly okay for people to have preferences, and if they don't want to date someone who's trans - that's cool. Nobody owes you anything. Dating apps are dog shit though and I hope you find what you're looking for.
Getting a lot of this on my tl today for whatever reason. It's honestly okay for people to have preferences, and if they don't want to date someone who's trans - that's cool. Nobody owes you anything. Dating apps are dog shit though and I hope you find what you're looking for.
Prof Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois
148K Followers 1K Following Director @UGI_at_UCL. Interest in Infectious disease epidemiology, pathogen genomics, global health, and all sorts of other stuff.
Neil Stone @DrNeilStone
42K Followers 17K Following Infectious Diseases specialist doctor.Fungi. @BRITMICNetwork.Officially the 1st person to use word #Covid. Personal views only. Ex owner of legit blue tick
David Oliver @mancunianmedic
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LaGenevoisedeservice @RightsRobins
1K Followers 698 Following She/her. Open borders matter. Geneva hag, some Italian influences. Avid hopium enjoyer and consumer.
No Such Thing as Too .. @TakethatCt
5K Followers 4K Following I may be a tad tetchy but after 30 years in the field, you get pretty fed up of rank amateurs making false statements. @[email protected]
cat von don't 🐦.. @CatVonDont
6K Followers 6K Following Leader of the 77th biscuit battalion. Here to intercept your tweets because you are a credible threat to the narrative
James Neill ≠ �.. @jneill
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Humble Council Estate.. @HumbleChavPunk
666 Followers 2K Following I’ve always thought that Keighley should have a fully functioning tram system.
Geeky Thiomargarita �.. @ThiomargaritaNA
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Viki Male @VikiLovesFACS
24K Followers 2K Following Immunologist working on pregnancy at @ImperialCollege | equality and diversity in STEM | she/her | Because VikiLovesNKCells was too long for Twitter
whatsinaname?? @thatsnotmine125
5K Followers 1K Following likes a load of stuff, did my own research, happy in this flock, ‘Inventor of haemoglobin’.
Stuart Neil @stuartjdneil
16K Followers 1K Following Virologist. 🦠 HIV, EBOV, SARS2 and Flu interactions with their hosts. ‘Biodefense expert’ according to a hack
Dr. Michael B. Riorda.. @michael_riordan
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Stephen Griffin @SGriffin_Lab
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Prof Gavin Yamey @gav.. @GYamey
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4K Followers 5K Following Vaccines do not cause autism The approved C19 vaccines cannot cause cancer Turbo cancer is not real The approved C19 vaccines are safe/effective My pleasure.
The Sharing Scientist @ScienceShared
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Mary @Mary59866698084
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Anthony Crawley @ACrawley90732
341 Followers 614 Following here to troll russian bots which is most of this platform..thanks elon
Kristyn Daisy @dai_krist
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Kushibo MPH, Monster .. @kushibo
2K Followers 5K Following 🇰🇷🇺🇸💒🌊Wandering Seoulite, newscaster turned public health adventurist, Korea expert, red-letter Christ follower 서울사람•연세국제학대학원졸업생•교육방송방송인•뉴스앵커/성우/배우/작가(前)
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Prof Francois Balloux @BallouxFrancois
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Meaghan Kall @kallmemeg
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Neil Stone @DrNeilStone
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David Oliver @mancunianmedic
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Swaledale Mutton Co. @SwaledaleMutton
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LaGenevoisedeservice @RightsRobins
1K Followers 698 Following She/her. Open borders matter. Geneva hag, some Italian influences. Avid hopium enjoyer and consumer.
No Such Thing as Too .. @TakethatCt
5K Followers 4K Following I may be a tad tetchy but after 30 years in the field, you get pretty fed up of rank amateurs making false statements. @[email protected]
cat von don't 🐦.. @CatVonDont
6K Followers 6K Following Leader of the 77th biscuit battalion. Here to intercept your tweets because you are a credible threat to the narrative
Alasdair Munro @apsmunro
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Bad Vaccine Takes @BadVaccineTakes
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Humble Council Estate.. @HumbleChavPunk
666 Followers 2K Following I’ve always thought that Keighley should have a fully functioning tram system.
John Bye @_johnbye
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Geeky Thiomargarita �.. @ThiomargaritaNA
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Viki Male @VikiLovesFACS
24K Followers 2K Following Immunologist working on pregnancy at @ImperialCollege | equality and diversity in STEM | she/her | Because VikiLovesNKCells was too long for Twitter
Stuart Neil @stuartjdneil
16K Followers 1K Following Virologist. 🦠 HIV, EBOV, SARS2 and Flu interactions with their hosts. ‘Biodefense expert’ according to a hack
Jasnah Kholin - 8964 .. @wanderer_jasnah
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Dr. Michael B. Riorda.. @michael_riordan
4K Followers 3K Following Historian with cerebral palsy. Politics/Philosophy (BA), History (MA, PhD). Writing a book on UK covid response in historical, political and social contexts.
Stephen Griffin @SGriffin_Lab
28K Followers 10K Following Professor of Cancer Virology | Viroporins, Antivirals, Viral Oncology, Immunotherapy | Own views | @IndependentSAGE @LongCovidKids @projecthalo #VaccinesPlus
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Jenji @Jenjiy0
2K Followers 1K Following Subpar mage on hiatus, amateur orchidist, animal lover (catsarebis), INFJ, ♒️, Ravenclaw🐦⬛DMs CLOSED. Not looking for anything other than my sanity.
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5K Followers 418 Following writing professionally about weed, skateboarding, & other cool stuff. Skating @ Curbs. Shooting @ pins. zjharris91 @ gmail.
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MoriWoW @Teajayrich
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Mark Zuckerberg appears fuckable in new Instagram reel:
Yes, it is a crisis that 2/3 of sickness claims are for mental ill-health. Because the sheer level of mental ill-health is a crisis. You can’t systematically destroy the NHS and all support systems then wonder why people’s mental health deteriorates. It’s really not very complex.
In Rishi Sunak's Tory Britain you're no longer entitled to benefits if you are off work for reasons of ill mental health.
Rishi Sunak says your GP is not qualified to determine whether you are sick or not. This is a vile assault on the health of the British people by an unelected Prime Minister.
Elephant attacks the lioness but spares cubs
i think Swifties would really appreciate the depth and complexity of one of these
Rishi Sunak - head boy at Winchester, Goldman Sachs investment banker, married to a billionaire's daughter, prime minister just seven years after entering parliament - has today told the nation 'you don't get anything without hard work'
i personally am not the biggest fan of living in a country where the unelected ‘leader’ will boldly with his whole chest say disabled people should stop 'over-medicalising the everyday challenges and worries of life'
I need her to sweep the awards for this. Everything she’s in she’s fantastic but this is just another level. 😳 #BabyReindeer
This morning, Sunak's 'sick note' announcement will have scared the shit out of ten of thousands of people whose vulnerabilities and struggles he can't even begin to imagine. He must know that. That's the behaviour of a deeply morally flawed person.
@MetroUK that's between Drs and patients. Not a private assessor paid to find a reason (any reason) not so sign someone off. More workhouse culture for the poor.
@MetroUK Conservatives denying mental health challenges, after leading a Government that likely caused many, is a new level of callousness.
@MetroUK Billionaire boy says what now? System is hostile and punitive for chronically sick and disabled
@MetroUK They'd bring back the poor houses if they could.
@MetroUK @Sol_Delenda_Est A man who has faced no adversity or struggle in his entire life
As somebody who was signed off with very severe anxiety last month, this is absolutely terrifying. It also suggests that there is all the help and support a person might need when it’s far from the truth. I’ve been on a waiting list for high intensity CBT for over a month now..
GP’s will soon be stripped of the ability to sign people off work as part of a major government inititive to crack down on ‘sick note culture’ Rishi Sunak says people should stop 'over-medicalising the everyday challenges and worries of life' trib.al/LzeeX10
she's not even that good at songwritting like y'all want her to be, and i'm not even talking about the lack in the vocals deparment because she hasn't served vocals in 20 years of career, i just don't understand the hype
it’s unbelievable how people can STILL listen to this woman and not get TIRED of the same sound over and over again for like 8 albums now
Baby Reindeer is without a doubt the greatest thing Netflix has ever produced. A gut-wrenching story that blurs the lines between good and bad, and the fact that it is true is even more heartbreaking. Richard Gadd is so fucking brave for telling this story ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
What a cunt. It's a truly miserable time to live in this country for a multitude of reasons and he can't understand that people might be more depressed than they were 10 years ago??? Man hasn't lived a single day in the real world.
'If you're feeling depressed...It doesn't mean that we should assume you can't work.' PM Rishi Sunak outlines his five key welfare reforms. 'The first is that we should be more ambitious in assessing people's potential for work' trib.al/h9GAtkH 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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