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@storey97 @OTerrifying I don’t believe they exist.

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Country singer Dolly Parton wrote the songs "I Will Always Love You" and "Jolene" on the same night. When the first song was at the top of the charts in 1974, Elvis wanted to record his own version of the song. Dolly was interested until Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis' manager, said that it was standard procedure that when the king of rock and roll covered a song - half of the rights to that song would go to him in the future. She refused it. "I said, 'I'm really, really sorry' and cried all night. It was terrible for me, on the one hand, it's Elvis. People told me: "You are crazy." It's Elvis Presley...' but I just couldn't do it. Something told me in my heart not to do it and I didn't. I know he would rock with that song. But I couldn't. And then Whitney Houston came along with her version and I made enough money from the rights to buy Dollywood." She grew up in severe poverty and no one famous has done more for the education of the poor than her. In 1990, the percentage of students who did not graduate from high school in her hometown was over 30%. She introduced the "Buddy Program", where all high school graduates received a nice sum when they graduated. It wasn't just a waste of money, she personally came and explained the concept to them - everyone should find a buddy, and whoever doesn't succeed she will find one for them. Everyone had to sign that they will graduate and do everything in their power to ensure that their buddy also graduates. She taught young people about friendship and helping. The number of school dropouts dropped to below 6% and has remained so until today. When 900 families lost their homes in the 2016 fires, she paid each family $1,000 for the next five months. When she came to the bank to finish the paperwork, she gave each family another $5,000 to find. A total of nine million dollars. Also, her work - Imagination Library from 1995, was inspired by her realization that young people in rural areas and poor families already fall behind when they start school and that this prevents them from pursuing higher education. The goal of her program was for every child in her district to receive one book, once a month, from birth to school, completely free of charge, without any conditions. It started as an initiative in her hometown and has spread to a huge number of countries around the world. By 2018, over 100 million books were distributed in this way. She is also known for her witty statements, at the beginning of her career she said: “I'm not offended by jokes about stupid blondes because I know I'm not stupid... and I'm not really blonde either.”

Dear Ma & Pa MAGA, Donald trump is not being “indicted for you.” He‘s never done a thing for you. Here’s what he promised you: He said he would lower drug prices. He didn’t. He said he’d protect people with pre-existing conditions. He didn’t. He said he would repeal the Affordable Care Act, and replace it with something “beautiful.” He didn’t. He promised to eliminate the federal deficit. He didn’t. As a matter of fact, he increased it by almost $7.8 trillion. He promised an infrastructure bill was coming in “2 weeks”. It never came. He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. He didn’t and they didn’t. He promised his tax cuts for the wealthy & corporations would pay for themselves. They won’t. In fact - they added $2 trillion to our national debt. He promised to end the opioid crisis, ‘bring back coal’, protect steel jobs, increase wages, stop factories from moving overseas, enact term limits, show his taxes & that Hillary Clinton would be “locked up”. He didn’t & she’s isn’t. He said he would make America great and put America first. He let a pandemic ravage the country unabated and kept our national security secrets in his bathroom. And here’s what he did: He used YOUR money to pay-off a porn star, mocked a disabled reporter, attacked a POW, bragged about sexual assault, got impeached (twice), lost re-election, plotted a coup, incited an insurrection, and stole highly classified documents he knew he wasn’t allowed to show anyone, but did. So now he has found himself indicted on 34 state felony counts & 37 federal ones, all while still facing many more. He didn’t do any of that “for you”. He’s an incurious, incompetent imbecile, who is as corrupt and self-obsessed as he is dumb. And he’s really, really dumb. He’s a sociopathic traitor who’s done nothing for you. Nothing. He’s being indicted because of HIS actions. His selfishness. His disregard for the law and for the safety of our citizens. Because the truth is, that aside from how much money you’ll send him to pay his many, many lawyers, that he doesn’t give a f*ck about you. He doesn’t do anything for anyone but himself. And getting indicted is 100% about him. Not you. Believe me.

@storey97 Hahaha. Got me. I was trying to figure out where it was going, didn’t pick that. LOL

Watch what Republicans are doing. They aren’t saying trump didn’t do it. They’re not saying he was right to do it. They’re not defending his actions in any way. They’re attacking Biden. Attacking Garland. Attacking the WIFE of Jack Smith. Making ridiculous comparisons to Nixon & the Clintons. They’re gaslighting. They’re obfuscating. And they’re distracting. Because they simply cannot defend the indefensible.

@BadIdeasPodcast @wdwdillo @Doritos @beardedoneof513 @HOBIpod I ate a bag of those not too long ago. I enjoyed them very much. If you like the standard hot mustard that you can get for your egg rolls, you’ll enjoy these Doritos. I will be buying them again.

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@BadIdeasPodcast @DocStout? @joelhappykpants?

@storey97 @GeraldoRivera Same with Alex Jones.

@sternberg_david @ThatEricAlper Well you’re half right. “Deeper Shade of Soul” is great…

listen up, dipshits: Democrats aren't trying to take away your gas stove. but Republicans ARE trying to take away your Social Security and Medicare, and they have you so fucking gaslighted that you don't know which end is up. turn off Fox News and pay some fucking attention

Forget about putting Christ back in Christmas; let’s put Christ back in Christians.

@storey97 @CriticalCupcake I once had to miss two days of work because I pierced the bottom of my foot by accidentally stepping on my belt buckle…

I hated Donald Trump before it was cool

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@40GO14 @JoeAbboreno @PodcastMovement JK Joe, thanks for everything! You really ARE the best.

@40GO14 @JoeAbboreno @PodcastMovement At something, I’m sure. Right?? I don’t know what it is, but we’ll find out some day!