Pits @PaintedPits
🦄 in middle 🇺🇸 just vomiting rainbows and shitting glitter ✨ 🌈 omaha Joined March 2009-
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Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.
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The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.
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One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday. These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.
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To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.
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This is the face of a man who just realized the Kardashian curse is real!
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Let’s be honest, federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.. They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying. In front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.
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WE NEED LAWYERS AT ALL THESE PROTESTS‼️ He was incredibly calm, well spoken & respectful‼️
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[Chicago] Masked Border Patrol Agents Press WGN Producer to Pavement, Drag Her Into Unmarked Van With New Jersey Plates
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The same guy who told you COVID was a hoax just got his updated booster. You can’t make this up. I'm glad Donald is still taking Dr. Fauci’s advice. Right, MAGAs?
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Anti-vax in the streets, pro-vax in the sheets
The readout from President Trump's visit to Walter Reed today says he got his flu shot and Covid booster.
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Brutally spot-on. 😳👇
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So I heard Republicans are confused and waiting for Jerry Springer to tell them who their daddy is before any legislation can move! Is Elon their daddy or Trump?
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this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
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Why is pharma suing to stop President Biden from lowering prescription drug prices? Follow the money. Januvia, Merck's diabetes drug, costs $547 in the US but just $16 in France. Eliquis, Bristol-Myers Squibb’s blood clot drug, costs $561 in the US but just $63 in Germany.
THC will have you aging Backwards. #legalizenow
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I cannot, in good conscience, vote for the debt ceiling deal.
Hahaha YESSSS public call out. What?! #freetacotuesday @tacojohns @tacobell
What’s wrong @whichwich ? You used to be cool. Now you are always out of things and dirty.
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Jesus regrets dying for most of you.
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