Parenting Patch @ParentingPatch
Parenting and family blog (https://t.co/RJMidBrIQ9). Mom of 4. Homemaker. No DMs please. parentingpatch.com United States Joined September 2011-
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3-year-old: You're not a good mommy. Me: I'm not a good mommy? 3: No. Me: How can I be a better mommy? 3: You need to eat more food. Me: I'll be a better mommy if I eat more food? 3: Yes. Me: What kind of food should I eat? 3: *hands me a fistful of unwanted food from his plate*
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