Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

I'm fortysomething. I work in the public sector in Greater Manchester. Not American. Not a psycho. Just need to vent. Dream diarist. Soundbytes from next door. patrickbatemansblog.wordpress.com Manchester Joined December 2011

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

5 hours ago

@tamert0ty Who's the younger one?

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

7 hours ago

@fesshole If you know Tim Martin is a nob (he is), why not just boycott and save your reputation?

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Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike

2 days ago

Justin Webb said, if I heard correctly, that people on PIP get £1700 a week. But £1,700 a week would be nearly 9 times the actual maximum and is not possible under the rules. #r4today

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

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@SimonHarrisMBD Just got thrown out of Music Zone for wearing a poppy. Was gonna drop £50 on DVDs too

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Anon Opin. @anon_opin

2 days ago

Nearly half of people who apply for PIP are in work and use the funds to enable themselves to stay in work. Cutting PIP will add to the welfare budget as those people will no longer be able to stay in the work force.

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

2 days ago

@antisxg @MayorofLondon @TfL @ACT There's only one person who could mediate this discussion:

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

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@Stella_Hoshii There was an episode of South Park called 'Flashbacks' in which the kids are stranded on a bus teetering on a bridge while the bus driver goes off to look for help (and has an affair with a trucker) that is revealed to be a dream within a dream.

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

2 days ago

@Stella_Hoshii The Nelly song

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

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@BoardofDeputies Morons

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

2 days ago

@Ricoishere339 @StumpyBlumpkin Shes called something like jmonn

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

2 days ago

@pornhup199 Neither of these girls have big naturals any more. One got them surgically reduced, the other lost a ton of weight. One of the saddest stories in porn.

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

2 days ago

I am just so lonely and so tired of being stabbed in the bastard heart. What a stupid life.

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

3 days ago

@AW_Goddest Why is he wearing my grandmother's night gown?

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Anon Opin. @anon_opin

3 days ago

Why is drinking at the airport such a staple of UK holidays? Who wants to arrive pissed? It's bizarre behaviour.

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

3 days ago

@anal_sweetie Angela's fans have just added the word 'emanating' to their vocabulary

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Anon Opin. @anon_opin

5 days ago

Trying to become famous, at any cost and for any reason, is a sign of mental illness.

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Council Estate Media @cem_uk_

5 days ago

Step 1: Make protesting against genocide a terror offence Step 2: Ban everyone on TV from saying genocide Step 3: Get all kids off social media Step 4: Ban kids from talking about genocide in schools Step 5: Re-educate kids so that they're more sympathetic towards Israel

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Patrick Bateman 🇬🇧 @PatBatemanBlog

5 days ago

@NicholasTyrone Nah, this is bullshit. Israel is conducting a genocide in Gaza. Either oppose it or don't. There is no god and all religions are falsehoods.

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CW @cw2915

5 days ago

@lorintbc He's right. The "major report" is misleading to say the very least, and buried within in it, you find the following admission, which shows the aim isn't to fight antisemitism but to silence criticism of Israel: