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The scariest thing that happened to me this Halloween was accidentally making a loud sound while I was trying not to wake my sleeping puppy
People who don't use contractions scare the shit out of me. "I will be there" okay with what a machete
my phone: 🍎 APPLE PAY: RECURRING TRANSACTION COMPLETE $15.35 me, smiling serenely, closing my phone: “wonder what that’s for :)”
I see it’s time to cry watching videos of the Boston marathon again
Decided to start playing the last of us 2 tonight…I am not ok
excuse me is there a legit alien invasion happening rn
the last of us writers were like “hey joel needs a car. what if we write the most touching and heartbreaking hour of television in the world”
I for one would like to know what Mike White has to say about the winner of #survivor43
yolk only omelette with special salad dressing and a negroni sbagliato
Not sorry to report that interstellar may be one of the best movies of all time I’ve seen it SO many times and it still hits
I’m only trying to spend $25 from now until December
Everyone should be watching The Man Who Fell to Earth on Showtime….A++ television
First summer we get to be outside in 2 years and each day is costing $500
I have never seen paddington 2 do I need to watch the first one or can I just jump right in
most likely did not need to eat sweetgreen in bed at 957pm
Toni collette goes for it every single time she is incredible in the staircase omg go Toni
I can’t explain it but I’m afraid Rami Malik can see me through the tv
i actually did have "Will Smith furiously smacks the shit out of Chris Rock" on my #Oscars bingo card and am now incredibly rich
Rowena Plumber @PlumbRow
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23 Followers 172 Following the years start coming and they really don’t stop coming
beth @bethyhagen
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98 Followers 584 Following official account of the top secret CIA mind control project, Radio Disney
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Paulo @Paulo_Panaligan
152 Followers 183 Following Señor Big Data Engineer • Rants, RTs, politics, and Doyers • My thots are my own
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49 Followers 253 Following کوم یو درد می چی ستا مینه کی لیدلی ................................ بل یو درد،می په دردو کی حساب نه دی
Kelsey Hennegen @kjhennegen
315 Followers 183 Following My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends 🤓
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92 Followers 2K Following we are exporter of wedding chura,kalire and Punjabi Jutti
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Carolina Morris @carolinamorri77
96 Followers 739 Following It's not that I'm so smart; it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Steven Sobotor @SSobotor
136 Followers 769 Following
Taylor Lyrics @taylorswwfft
6K Followers 8K Following would you like to read the lyrics of Taylor Swift??
Gentryportofino @GentryOfficial
45 Followers 308 Following Gentryportofino è un marchio di moda nato nel 1974, e va espandendosi velocemente dall'Italia a tutto il mondo grazie alla qualità del Made in Italy.
Abby @abbyinsm
641 Followers 2K Following Grant writer, activist, Unitarian Universalist, Dodger fan, Democrat.
Monique Vito @MoniqueVito
176 Followers 727 Following To succeed in business it is necessary to make others see things as you see them. -John H. Patterson
Aden Waitzman @Browniiiiebro
14 Followers 77 Following Aden Waitzman: likes anime,video games,cartoons,homestuck, and sketching ( ^ω^)
Manicures & Merlot @manisandmerlot
62 Followers 129 Following Welcome to our world! Follow us to find the best goodies. Based in Orange County & shipping to your front door. Shop online at http://t.co/ncXq5vSKL9
Megan Hollern @mbhollern
8 Followers 86 Following
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11 Followers 38 Following
AD&F Sprinters @ADFsprinters
57 Followers 114 Following Automotive Designs and Fabrication is your one stop shop for all things Mercedes Sprinter van. Custom, luxury designs and unparalleled service!
Invisible Talents Ed @InvisibleTalen1
99 Followers 1K Following Empowering and Educating Uganda's Next Generation.
Kelsea Rae @dailybookcrack
87 Followers 302 Following Every day, I'll crack open a random book, find a random page, choose the first sentence that catches my eye, and tweet it to you here #dailybookcrack
Tacori Loft @Tacori_Loft
401 Followers 1K Following Tacori Loft is an online store for everything TACORI. Buying TACORI online has never been easier! Tacori Loft is Exclusively at Harling's Jewellers
ofabo @onlinefabo
7 Followers 252 Following Ofabo allows you to search your favorite style, share it, buy it or rate it for other users. Find shop and cloths to buy online.
Henry @hllgruber
37 Followers 48 Following I like sports and history and reading and archaeology and left-liberal politics and the comparative ethnography of barbecue
Seth Meyers News @SethMeyersHQ
11K Followers 9K Following Number 1 Fan Twitter account for Seth Meyers. Tweeting News, Pics, and much more. *Parody Account* Not affiliated with Seth Meyers
derek guy @dieworkwear
857K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC
133K Followers 2K Following Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution, 5 Came Back, Mike Nichols (now in paperback). Next book in '26. Journalism: Now & then. Errors my own.
Bella Ramsey @BellaRamsey
461K Followers 423 Following
Laurel Charleston @YannyCharleston
25K Followers 1K Following
Rinna 🇲🇽 @RinRinYikes
93K Followers 21 Following wannabe streamer 💙 twitch: https://t.co/9hPeRo37l4 💙 https://t.co/wOnQCpTOQR 💙 cash/paypal: $RinRinStrikes NOT TRANS NO PORN
Loraine Wilder @tame3710
23 Followers 7 Following
Mem @memdotai
65K Followers 25 Following The AI Notes App That Keeps You Organized. Get Mem: https://t.co/hRTM2OXs2k Set up Mem It for Twitter: https://t.co/QbeULB4VF3
Ana R @BadCodeShoot
485 Followers 131 Following
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 911 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Film Updates @FilmUpdates
865K Followers 97 Following All the latest news, reviews and interviews on films, actors and TV shows | Backup: @TheFilmUpdates
Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier
158K Followers 55 Following Colabs: @Tacobell @Dunkindonuts @Popeyes @LittleCaesars @Elpolloloco @VenusEtFleur @DrinkOLIPOP / In: @meangirls @Bonappetit @Harpersbazaarus @HGTV @Vogue
Naveen Kumar @Mr_NaveenKumar
3K Followers 950 Following culture for hire; theatre @nytimes, @Variety; associate director, national critics institute @ONeill_Center; IG @naveenkumarnyc
Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy
138K Followers 85 Following Jeopardy ToC Champion 2022, writer, public speaker “She’s an icon, she’s a legend, and she IS the moment.” -Padma Press: [email protected] Rep: CAA
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Ylva Turner @yllsson
2K Followers 1K Following Career changer at 31 - Frontend Web Developer through 3x #100DaysofCode. Video games, D&D, bad puns 🎮🐉 Swede in Edinburgh 🇸🇪🇬🇧 She/her
DanceSafe @DanceSafe
39K Followers 2K Following U.S.-based 501(c)(3) public health nonprofit known for checking your drugs since 1998. Fentanyl test strips & reagents available on our website.
beth @bethyhagen
11 Followers 71 Following
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2.1M Followers 528 Following
Hilary Agro 🍄 @hilaryagro
54K Followers 3K Following Anthropology PhD candidate @UBC: Drug use, policy, culture + prohibition 💊 | Rave mom | Organize, decolonize + abolish billionaires 🌹 she/her
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
22.1M Followers 18 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLightWeCarry
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Jen Statsky @jenstatsky
160K Followers 2K Following i co-created HACKS on @hbomax & i wrote for the good place & broad city & parks and rec & some other stuff & i’m still gonna die someday.
Bernadette @bernsrose
972 Followers 1K Following San Diego Padres forever #1, chicago bulls, dallas cowboys, everton, lafc, sd wave, sd loyal, celtic fc, chasing craft beer, live music & vinyl records = my jam
Arianna Bradford @thearibradford
14K Followers 893 Following ADHD Coach. Podcast host at @isayitsuckspod. Amateur herbalist + author of SHAME ON YOU: Big Truths from a Bad Mom. More at the link.
your other mom @difficultpatty
37K Followers 970 Following Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker
242K Followers 956 Following Co-creator of Cyanide & Happiness and @Explosm. I eat breakfast sometimes. All my opinions are wrong.
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112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi
40K Followers 556 Following like a furby, but worse. unfortunately all views are my own
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Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
120K Followers 833 Following Architecture, Art, and Design from the Midwest | Subscribe on Patreon: https://t.co/DJqLP7OoZM | Contact at [email protected]
Kyle Chayka @chaykak
29K Followers 3K Following staff writer @newyorker; second book, FILTERWORLD: How Algorithms Flattened Culture, coming @doubleday January 2024; newsletter: https://t.co/iELTxgVFJV
josie duffy rice @jduffyrice
124K Followers 3K Following tv/print/podcasts on prisons and prosecution. lawyer-ish. former president @theappeal. (email me again, i just forgot)
5 years ago today, taylor and brendon opened the bbmas with a worldwide premiere performance of “me!”
Winona Ryder,Jodie Foster & Julia Roberts,1989
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
i fuck with ethan hawke so heavy. if you don’t usually sound at least a little bit pretentious do you even really love anything?
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
maybe the reason they think she "always sounds the same" is because she does intentional callbacks to old songs that relate in some way and they're too stupid realize how cool that is
best music criticism 2024
I feel like it is in fact possible to enjoy Taylor’s music and also not be a Swiftie and also find her kind of cringe, we are out here
You never know the day or hour Apple gone take they $10.99, $3.99, ,7.99 & $1.99!
I took Ayahuasca to fix a health problem, and if that's interesting to you, here's a piece I wrote about it. If that's not interesting to you, blame the algorithm.
It’s tradition in Brazil to give the first piece of cake to the person you love most🥹
This otter teaching a human how to pet it gets me every time
miley cyrus - these boots are made for walkin’ (2017)
Resin based turtle sculpture x.com/xudong1966/sta…
she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. she is me.
Making an euro 2 cents coin shine again. [📹 likelyladsco]
Spider-Man stop motion art 📹 chinolmoreno x.com/xudong1966/sta…
imagine you’re in the apocalypse and you loot a brand new vape
“hot dogs cause cancer” okay. and I believe in taking risks. in living life to the fullest. to indulging in the world’s great pleasures. I will not live a life marked by fear
Once you cc my boss in an email, consider us enemies from that day forward!
hey sorry i didn’t text back i’m in a weird place right now (my house)
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