burrito supreme @Pyroccd
Party Till U Puke Austin, TX Joined March 2009-
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I think the only people who use the word skit are the ones who use it “incorrectly” to refer to a sketch.
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A million retweets and I’ll say a curse word before Twitter shuts down.
Not enough talk about the Dallas mavericks’ (second?) mascot, Mavs Man. He’s part man part basketball. How? Why? Whyeeeeee?
Definitely a missed opportunity to have said “welcome to Earth”
There’s another reality where the only thing that’s different is that Weird Al goes by the name Silly Nelson, right?
Anyone want to fund a gritty R rated remake of 3 Ninjas? It’s in the “I just got high and thought of it” stage of development.
Damn, Screech gone to that big chameleon banquet in the sky.
Imagine trying to explain Chumlee to your great grandfather.
...still waiting on Trump’s “very fine people on both sides” statement about all this. Any minute now I’m sure.
@pammaysmcdonald @BratFrye @PuestoLoco I couldn't possibly come up with any as funny and biting as you guys. Y'all do comedy?
Check out this video of me doing food news related "stand-up": youtu.be/S9ZibBtmses
Did you know that Buddies! will be performing again at The Dallas Comedy House on 01/31/2014? It's sure to be bodacious.
You can be a part of history whether you live in Dallas or not! Check out this live-streaming event THIS Sunday @... fb.me/GL6l0I7l
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