Scottie Rock @ROCKcrack
When I was a kid my mom tied me to a hair dryer and threw me in the bathtub. But it was on, so I floated. Above the water. favstar.fm/users/ROCKcrack LA, Lower Arkansas Joined April 2012-
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Scottie Rock retweeted
Just created my own drink at the bar, it's 2/3 vodka and 1/3 being too scared to talk to girls
@Halea_A @AmandasThinking gas station guerrillas on you hoes. Wee wee
Good thing there's a prostitute crossing I like to keep my fucks in a row
I ordered a number 2 at McDonald's and the cashier handed me the keys to the bathroom
i wrote my drug dealers name down as a referral on a loan application cause he's the only one who can verify I've never missed a payment
Scottie Rock retweeted
Eli Manning looks like he suffers from Fourth Down Syndrome.
Scottie Rock retweeted
Hey girl, does this couch pull out? Cuz I didn't.
I cant believe how long they kept me in jail just for pulling a blade on a bitch ass white guy
What is white power and how can I get some
@SigEp_HSU y'all still pay me to clean the frat house with half empty beer cans and cigarette filters?
Burger King smells like shame and disappointment
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