Definitely Not MalbecCowboy @RevCommonSense
Dad of dogs • Behavioral health guru • Cleaner of floors • Loser of keys • Paranormal fan • Loves America • Not photogenic • I still have a landline phone • Probably Twittmo - again Joined April 2019-
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I’d really like to compose a baroque opera aria with the words “Let’s Go Brandon”
Heck now I feel like a stalker. Hi 😬
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If you can help, or already have, it is deeply appreciated. If you can't I get it - prayers and good wishes are deeply appreciated as well. And a heartfelt thank you all for everything you've already given me. Here is my precious Li'l Dude's story. gofund.me/31685813
Y'all. The Mississippi Charmer (Tony) says hi and wishes y'all well 💙 Send my man some love and good vibes.
Today, I was called "baby" 9 times in the same conversation, which was less than 2 minutes long.
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I’m sorry, Dr. King. I am so sorry.
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