Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

I was born. I'm alive. I'll die. Same as your story, I'm sure. A tiny box outside Carowinds Joined December 2010

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

10 months ago

Me to my cousin: …and here's me wondering how many starving children in your area could have been fed with the money your church wasted to rent a CAMEL for a fuckin' live nativity scene.

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz @DWStweets

10 months ago

He’s not even in office yet and is ALREADY going back on campaign promises.

Sam Stein @samstein

10 months ago

He’s not even in office yet and is ALREADY going back on campaign promises.

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10 months ago

Apparently my nephew is: can't bring himself to call you, but will leave a rambling voice message on facebook messenger level of autism.

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10 months ago

I say, Happy Holidays, because I don't know what religion you subscribe to, if any, and I don't find you interesting enough to want to ask.

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Bill Kristol @BillKristol

11 months ago

The Biden economy is so strong businesses are willing to hire convicted felons out on bail.

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11 months ago

FYI: BlueSky is like Twitter, before the Nazi sympathizer took over.

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

a year ago

Getting ready to enjoy a maple pecan pastry. And I have a snickers ice cream bar on stand by to make the pecan-allergy mouth-itch go away. Evening well planned.

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

a year ago

Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow

Jo @JoJoFromJerz

a year ago

Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

a year ago

If she was capable of thought, she wouldn't be Republican.

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a year ago

To the random idiot named Kim that had food delivered to my house: Next time you order, send something edible.

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

3 years ago

H: *gives the side-eye when told my niece has a different last name than I do* Me: Oddly my sister didn't marry a first cousin… so my niece has a different last name. I know that's a difficult concept to grasp in the south.

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Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear

a year ago

If you see something wrong in this country and wonder how it started, 9 times out of 10 the answer is Ronald Reagan.

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a year ago

Ha·mas /häˈmäs/ The magic word used by the Israeli government to absolve itself of genocidal war crimes.

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

a year ago

If ,as you stated in your most recent post, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒, then the roof-top pool in Dubai you posted last month must have been a pretty shit experience.

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Year of the Goat stands with 🇺🇦 @SarcasmTutor

a year ago

Considering his vocation, I think he has taken a few too many hits, and the brain damage is showing up earlier than normal.

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a year ago

She thinks it's endearing that I call her baby bird. She won't when she realizes it's because everything she brings to a potluck looks like it has been chewed up by someone else.