Comedy.Blue @SaveOnStyleNow
Going from bad to worse and from worse to perverse. You'll laugh 'til you're blue in the face! Comedy.Blue In between whacked and cracked Joined December 2012-
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So @bobsaget really enjoyed visiting us in Lauderhill. (Caught the spell check this time) great show and we really got a kick out of Nick!
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We're waiting for you in Lauderdale @bobsaget hope you're getting your mojo cranked up. WooHoo!
What happens to chemists when they die? We barium.
Got salsa? Check out the new @marlowrosado CD on Amazon! I like it! You won't stop dancing 'til your feet fall off!
Hey @bobsaget I hate to break it to you but my spell check wants to change your name to bondage! Is it trying to tell me something?
Got tix for @bobsaget next month in S Fla! WooHoo! Gonna be a riot. bobsaget.com for dates!
Rocked it @Ron_White tried to come have some tequila with you but couldn't figure out where. You should run. We'll support ya for Pres.
Wifey wants to throw her underwear at @Ron_White tonight. I'm curiously conflicted about that.
Hanging at @TheMirageLV waiting to see @Ron_White ... Wow! I'm about to pee myself! Ron how's Tater doing?
Hey @Ron_White we're coming to the show tonight. Can we buy you a beverage?
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What I meant to do: 1) 50 push-ups 2) 50 sit-ups 3) 20 minutes on a bike 4) 3-mile run What I actually did: 1) ate an entire cake
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And it's a triple play! #EWF @DonnieSimpson @Chillerspeak
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So I was watching this advertisement on the web and this irritating ad kept popping up to block it.
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My sex doll & I have been together for exactly a year today To celebrate our anniversary, I decided to get her a book 'Sex Tips for Dummies'
I'd be very happy to sit in if he declines! x.com/chelseahandler…
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New #FixingJoepodcast just went up. It’s my first live one! Enjoy my rocky start. My guest is my wife! #Tartiness traffic.libsyn.com/fixingjoe/262_…
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Let this reverse gif do for your day what it did for my day: Make it better. pic.x.com/HPQlRmePRx
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Ah, crap… I think I just realized that, for all its diverse builds, Hearthstone is a just a fancy version of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
Thanks for the follow @TheJoeMatarese - you're a funny dude!
Hi @JimBreuer thank you for the follow! Been to any Slayer concerts lately?
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