Exit Pursued by a Bear... @SeanHackman
Rants and random. An insiders look at my partially operational brain. Tread lightly for here there be monsters. Los Angeles, Ca Joined January 2012-
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Atlanta taking Penix feels like the first dumb pick of the #NFLDraft2024
How are the Crazy Puffs souch better than the actual pizza from Little Caesars? It's the same ingredients!
I honor of @AroundTheNFL sandwich props today I have an "Onion Hanger" of my own: The New England Patriots trade the 3rd overall pick to the LA Chargers for Justin Herbert a 2024 2nd and a 2025 1st The Chargers take JJ McCarthy at 3 and Marvin Harrison Jr at 5 #NFLDraft2024
Sometimes you want to vent online but feel like a bitch doing it so you bottle it up.
A complex
Um, excuse me, The Expanse? HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME READ NINE (9!) BOOKS AND RIP MY HEART OUT AT THE END?! The sheer audacity. #BookTwitter #TheExpanse
On a new medication that may cause "difficulty sleeping". Me, right now:
Check out my amazing #SeasonRecap from #MARVELSNAP Avengers vs X-Men Season!marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/s2…
Rams/Broncos preseason game at the LA Colosseum.
Rams/Broncos preseason game at the LA Colosseum.
The X-Men animated series may be the cheesiest cartoon of all time.
If I were Justin Herbert I'd be demanding a trade right now.
This playthrough or #BaldursGate3 is really going ng off the rails. I've had to murder basically everyone in Act III.
If this is true I think it would take him off my board. Combined with his crying and immaturity during every loss this year would not salvage my confidence.
If this is true I think it would take him off my board. Combined with his crying and immaturity during every loss this year would not salvage my confidence.
Never expected @jasonffl and the @TheFFBallers to have such a flaming fart of a take as the League Median rule. It's literally the worst.
Life Size Chucky
This is...not an interesting game #SuperBowlLVIII
I will not spend money because I'm bored. I will not spend money because I'm bored. I will not spend money because I'm bored. I will not spend money because I'm bored. I will not spend money because I'm bored. I will not spend money because I'm bored.
Gov Newsome: Yo this weather bad. Declares state of emergency. Universal: *stays open for 1500 guests*
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your friend danielle .. @xdanielley
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Shauna Mahoney @Shauna_Michelle
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Kevin Brooks @KevinBr00ks
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MLFootball @_MLFootball
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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
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Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
President Biden @POTUS
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Bulbapedia @Bulbapedia
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Bulbagarden - The ori.. @Bulbagarden
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Right. It’s after 12pm. I didn’t die in the night. Someone get this elderly sex god a fucking birthday margarita, let’s gooooo 🎉🎉🪩
40 years ago today, the lovely Mrs. Laurie married me, and I’ve been trying to convince her what a mistake she made ever since. But she stuck around and is the kindest, most patient, forgiving, good-humored, angelic, loving human I’ve ever known, and I’m truly blessed.
who tryina upside down smooch?
Some records were meant to be broken
In case you were wondering, Joe Flacco needs 72 yards to pass Johnny Manziel for 31st on the Browns' all-time passing list.
Still the wildest IG post ever 💀
700 million over ten years is a new North American sports record that will likely stand until the Giants re-sign Daniel Jones.
I’ll just let him dive at my knees next time I guess?🧐 not like I tore my ACL or anything lol
Here’s the play that resulted in a $43,709 fine for Breece Hall. Presumably, they nailed him for lowering and leading with his head. CB A.J. Terrell suffered a concussion on the play. #Jets
Have you changed since we were in lockdown because of the virus? I have. I don’t care if I go anywhere anymore. I am just so content being home. It turns out that, I really don’t like most people at all.
Steelers fired offensive coordinator Matt Canada.
y’all-I’M 12 DAYS SOBER. I woke up this AM feeling awesome. today, I have interviews for my HuffPost piece on addiction & academia, am going to a meeting at 12, & will revise the first chapter of my book—on A Midsummer Night’s Dream. life is good (pic courtesy of my 6-year old)
just logging on to say I’m now eight days sober. today was tough—had some past trauma triggered & the panic attack wiped me out, but I went to a meeting & am still feeling resolute. cried my contacts out so here’s me in glasses. love y’all.
This is the face of pure evil, and he's everything that's wrong with America, today! Hollar back if you agree! 😡😡😡
#49ers RB Christian McCaffrey (oblique) returned for one play, gained some yards but it was called back for penalty. He then returned to the sideline and went to the locker room.
There is no justification for terrorism. Hamas does not stand for the Palestinian people’s equal right to dignity and self-determination. They use Palestinian civilians as human shields, and offer nothing but terror and bloodshed with no regard for who pays the price.
He was going to punch the ball out of his hands, but the Costco employee’s you have at WR can’t catch the damn ball lol
Oh look there’s @_TJWatt being a dirty scumbag again
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