Shit Bake® @ShitBake
"Like Jagger on an overdose of laxatives." I talk about farting a lot. Sometimes weird Portland stuff. And farting. Mostly farting. Shithole, USA Joined August 2012-
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Ah, yeah, the yearly "who's paying for this waste of jet fuel" and the local airbase will respond that it was a planned "training mission." That just happened to obtain clearance for a flyover of the Rose Bowl. On a federal holiday.
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Every time the assholes on any weather network say "impactful," I mentally reach through the screen and rip their tongue out with hot dog tongs. @weatherchannel @foxweather @accuweather You all sound like fucking high-school morons.
"ADL finds uptick in stupid white boys." text.npr.org/1148478489
Another decent bar lady lost to sperm poisoning. Oh, well.
I just farted an incredibly rancid fart on the sidewalk near the pub. Next time, don't walk so closely behind old guys, hipsters.
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@UberSoc yeah, like updating your damn app.
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@pdxalerts old guys taste like crap. Eat squirrels.
Evinity (for bone loss) cost: about $2,000 a month.
Quviviq (sleep aid) cost: about $500 a month.
@zukosmama @TheyFarted it was ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA i farted again sorry
Opzelura (for mild eczema) cost: about $2300 a tube.
Shit Bake® retweeted
If you have holiday and New Years parties to attend, and you're planning on wearing those asinine stripper heels, stop. You look like a goddamn drunken giraffe. You may think you stylin', but no, we're all laughing at you and we set up a pool for how long till you break an ankle
@UberSoc so nice to see you post about things that have nothing to do with updating code.
@Buntater @TheyFarted i blame anybody but. After all, who bought that couch?
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