Siguy @SimFerMos

idiot Joined April 2011

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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken

3 years ago

This is the type of doctor @UHC employs as a “medical director.” This person is denying medical claims in the year 2023.

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Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch

3 years ago

😍

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sam @hamiamsam

3 years ago

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

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Patrick Kinman @Patchman513

3 years ago

The Queen’s reign saw: 6 Popes 14 US Presidents 59 different starting Quarterbacks for the Cleveland Browns

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Did you know that in the original Gregorian Calendar the months had different names? January was Greg February was Ian March was Greg April was Ian May was Greg June was also Greg July was Ian August was Greg September was Ian October was Ian November was Ian December was Greg

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Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders

3 years ago

Congratulations to the resident doctors at UVM, UMass and Stanford who have voted, overwhelmingly, to unionize. These doctors believe its unfair to their patients and themselves when they are forced to work up to 80 hours a week at very inadequate pay. They're right.

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Siguy @SimFerMos

4 years ago

was just officially referred to as “doctor moskowitz” and as surreal as that felt, that sh*t does not quite roll off the tongue 😭😭

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m’arty @maddiewazowski

4 years ago

you let the bedbugs bite????? after i specifically told you not to??

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🏁 Jamal Crawford @JCrossover

4 years ago

If you can help someone, do it…

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Bryan Carmody @jbcarmody

4 years ago

In 2021, the average first-year resident earned a salary of $57,500. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $49,824 in 2012 dollars - which means that, in real dollars, resident salaries have increased only $5000 over the past 40 years. (a short 🧵) nejm.org/doi/full/10.10…

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Siguy @SimFerMos

4 years ago

The power of lyrics: hearing “the years start comin’ and they dont stop comin’” can send me into a full-blown existential crisis

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Goodable @Goodable

4 years ago

When he was 14 years old, Rob Kenney's father abandoned him. After he became an adult, he launched a YouTube channel called "Dad, How Do I?" that teaches kids to do things that a dad would normally teach them. He has more than 18 million views.

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Siguy @SimFerMos

4 years ago

do British dogs have accents

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Siguy @SimFerMos

4 years ago

no reason for it but i’m constantly preparing mentally for David Attenborough’s death

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AP Oddities @AP_Oddities

4 years ago

A 6-foot-long boat launched by New Hampshire middle school students in October 2020 and containing photos, fall leaves, acorns and state quarters has been found 462 days later by a sixth grader in Norway. apne.ws/GKpdpQs #odd