Simon @Simo400
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@Or1ginalSandman And the ducks have had time to plan for your return……..
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@Or1ginalSandman Ah yes, the SDS are not to be trifled with!
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@gxeki @AllisonPearson Self respect makes sure you earn your crust the right way
@Or1ginalSandman @RespectfulMemes You need a duck manager on the staff sir
@Or1ginalSandman It will they follow you as their supreme leader……
@Or1ginalSandman People don’t want problem solvers - they want to whine on for the attention. Looking at the profile, was Natasha ever Nathan and that bloody mobile library has a lot to answer for too!! 😎😎
@Or1ginalSandman That looks truly delicious. Slightly concerned your cutlery is engaging in pre dinner bondage though 🤔😂
@Or1ginalSandman I fear the ducks would sink it!
@Or1ginalSandman I fear that is the one we all have 😂
@Or1ginalSandman Is that evidence of other people on the far left of the image - if so it is indeed a mighty struggle you’re enduring! 😎
@Or1ginalSandman I get to deal with them almost every week - there is no mercy in such circumstances!
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