Stephen @SoLongStephen
Fruit snacks and cups of Patron. favstar.fm/users/SoLongSt… Bay Area Florida Joined April 2012-
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Million Dollar Walmart idea: Meth lab supply aisle.
Teenagers are know-it-all assholes, but at least they let you sleep in on weekends.
YES WE CAN EVEN -Revolutionary white girl political slogan
I was lying when I said "Hi".
Freelancer is just a cute name for unemployed.
"OH MY NOTHING" "OH MY NOTHING" - Atheists having sex
Hackers stole billion of passwords? Joke is on you. I've been waiting for someone to steal my debt.
I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck.
Show me on the doll where your wife doesn't touch you
Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets
According to WebMD, given my symptoms, I died 9 years ago.
All I want is a guy who can make me laugh and feel safe... So, basically, a clown-ninja.
I just drove by a Walmart and three of my teeth fell out
A teenage girl is really nothing more than Satan with an iPhone
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don't have kids
Facebook has become the Wal Mart of the internet
When @PRAYINGFORHEAD follows you. pic.x.com/ljBptU0xiH
911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
Ms_Xtina @Ms_Xtina
4K Followers 3K Following she/her. My husband admitted I'm a great driver, so nothing you say can hurt me. This app is dead, follow me on threads. 🏳️🌈
sandy williams @SafianuI79038
40 Followers 778 Following I’m looking for a serious man who will love me and take care of me the I will do to him also
Emily @PhearslqkBQK
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Nerodesh @nerodesh57932
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Steve Baker @stolenandlame
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Steve Baker @SteveBa87914647
12 Followers 431 Following
Fubar @Fubardtofuck
27 Followers 193 Following I'm using this account like a diary. A vent and whinge and hopefully, help instead of seeing a head doctor, outlet
Breannasteamy @anfisakomissar5
258 Followers 4K Following I breaked up with my boyfriend and looking for new datings :-b
Rαη∂σм Hєяσ @randomhero997
2K Followers 3K Following middle aged dude/happily married to a beautiful woman/two kids/beer enthusiast/burger addict/live a strange existence and make fun of it here
Slightly Funny @FunnySlightly
754 Followers 2K Following Yes that is me. New account so following like crazy. These are my favourite accounts: @OrangeHatJoker and @ComedyKilled
Janey @JaneH77338791
4 Followers 53 Following
Operation Fit Moms @OpFitMoms
745 Followers 2K Following #OpFitMoms is a Nutrition & Fitness Program specifically designed for MOMS without the hassle - CHILDCARE is included! Working together to get our SEXY BACK!
Happy_Red_Scarlet @ortizx4
310 Followers 639 Following A bipolar redhead... Well that should sum it up.
slap that bitch @vickypollardHC
27 Followers 323 Following
sudharsan @itsmesudharsan
29 Followers 1K Following
Mike Mentalpause @BareChesty
7K Followers 6K Following Lost my bio. If found please rewrite https://t.co/qlfCvm8L0b
jay @jayraut15
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Grumble @wisemanirrvrent
3K Followers 4K Following Married to my beautiful Goddess. Proud and dedicated father. ON VACATION FOR THE WEEK! HAVE FUN EVERYONE!
JT the Juiceman @JTjuiceman
143 Followers 66 Following I am JT the juice man. Want your product featured on our show? Shoot me an email, [email protected]
K. C. @KCOK_71
443 Followers 1K Following Just a small town girl.. Livin' in a lonely world.. Takin' a midnight train to anywhere!
LD @Jadelaced
438 Followers 3K Following
Lik It Like This @LikItLikeThis
339 Followers 904 Following Lick it, slam it, suck it, eat the worm #PatronLover
jess ingui @jessingui
3K Followers 318 Following
Monstrum ❤️ $BLOC... @pingismonstra
12K Followers 14K Following #nft #nftartist #nftcollector #crypto $portal @Portalcoin
Francine Freitas @cinema4_cine
250 Followers 325 Following Geek, Feminist, Film Critic, Cross Fitter, Web Developer, Hopeless Romantic, futbol ⚽, entrepreneur, business owner
💚💙The Squishy�... @The_Squishy_
3K Followers 1K Following A Sassy, sarcastic, smartass. Just here for the snacks. Giver of Squishies. A proud 12! Go Hawks! If you RT my selfies or kids pictures, you'll be blocked.
Je-Ann♥ @Eeeann24
30 Followers 134 Following I may not be pretty, Im not rich, I dont have perfect body, but i have a good and warm heart for those who care♥
Brittanie @Brittanie_T
914 Followers 1K Following You say bitch like it's a bad thing IG - brittanie82 Snap - brittanieturner
Dave milo @Davemilo1
22 Followers 76 Following
FindMo @FindMo
97 Followers 717 Following #Startup based out of #Seattle, Washington. Meet new people with similar interests, near you. We love to make new friends, so should you.
TheMan_WhoWalks_Alone @Man_Walks_Alone
7K Followers 5K Following
That Girl @marciwilcox100
536 Followers 1K Following *Sweetest bitch you'll never meet*Ginger Ninja*Meet me in the middle of heaven and hell*
I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
14K Followers 15K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823
macromemory @macromemory
875 Followers 292 Following an indie synthpop band | @JillianMadison | Find us on Soundcloud: http://t.co/oSBlrSewjX
Amir Gorsi @gorsi_amir
223 Followers 1K Following
Bitchy Toes @bitchytoes
575 Followers 565 Following I wanted to get a welcome mat for my bio but instead I got this piece of crap... ...Welcome, Sit Down & Let's See What's Wrong With You.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
Sam Bananahammock© @Sam_stone31
14K Followers 7K Following I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.
Mike Mentalpause @BareChesty
7K Followers 6K Following Lost my bio. If found please rewrite https://t.co/qlfCvm8L0b
SondraDee @SondraDeeMe
17K Followers 2K Following if you have more than 4 kids, I automatically refer to you as a hoarder https://t.co/QZO7PK1KfC
LD @Jadelaced
438 Followers 3K Following
👊🏻 @UltraPunch
11K Followers 3 Following
K. C. @KCOK_71
443 Followers 1K Following Just a small town girl.. Livin' in a lonely world.. Takin' a midnight train to anywhere!
シ Ed Gex @EdDJGex
9K Followers 8K Following Stupid joke maker | Radio DJ @ Fresh 92.7 | Comms, Marketing and Media guy somewhere big #Adelaide
jay @jayraut15
1K Followers 991 Following Biker, Foodie, Car Enthusiast, Digital Media Expert, Permaculture Design professional.
ZAHTIKZ™️ KingTon... @KingToneLOR
8K Followers 5K Following #ZAHTIKZ ™️ #IndependentArtist #CLT From The 704️⃣ to 213 🛫 #USAOnly 🦂 #Scorpio🅱️aby #StreetFashionLine #ZAHTIKZTRAPGEAR™️
⚜️ @saintIaron
3K Followers 398 Following
SwoleFilms @SwoleFilms
7K Followers 14 Following Fitness YouTube Channel: https://t.co/L9Ly4nPJqG Personal Training/Fitness Influencer Instagram: @SwoleFilms
BJ ®🕊 @BASEDJESUS
171K Followers 63K Following
JRGin @GinRumMe
20K Followers 9K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Latest: https://t.co/Up71gBUJ8V
Lik It Like This @LikItLikeThis
339 Followers 904 Following Lick it, slam it, suck it, eat the worm #PatronLover
jess ingui @jessingui
3K Followers 318 Following
Monstrum ❤️ $BLOC... @pingismonstra
12K Followers 14K Following #nft #nftartist #nftcollector #crypto $portal @Portalcoin
Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx
134K Followers 16K Following From Comic to CEO; Turning laughs into leadership, Building businesses with the same passion that once filled the stage FAITH-FAMILY-FITNESS
Francine Freitas @cinema4_cine
250 Followers 325 Following Geek, Feminist, Film Critic, Cross Fitter, Web Developer, Hopeless Romantic, futbol ⚽, entrepreneur, business owner
Angel Mischief @mandel_angela
3K Followers 523 Following All about the mischief. Sarcastic with a side of snarky. I like to knock on peoples' doors and take selfies with their cats.
Aaron Kesseli @AaKesseli
5K Followers 276 Following Jogging for Mayor of Boston 2044. Digital Marketing & eCommerce. Adjunct Professor at Boston University.
Gordon Heliotrope @GordoHelio
15K Followers 10K Following Stardust in the form of a Quadruped 🐾🐾 The best Tweets and Retweets
Genghis @collo_world
3K Followers 642 Following Money Trees Is The Perfect Place For Shade. #RejectFinanceBill2024
HOLLYPOUTINE 🍕 @hollypoutine
6K Followers 7K Following I like open gun laws + I like drunken bar brawls.
Brittanie @Brittanie_T
914 Followers 1K Following You say bitch like it's a bad thing IG - brittanie82 Snap - brittanieturner
HARDCORE NEZZY @Hardcorenezzy
12K Followers 12K Following Pete Nisbett , Comedian, Sports gambler. My opinions aren't for everyone.....
TheMan_WhoWalks_Alone @Man_Walks_Alone
7K Followers 5K Following
Sana Khan PTI 🇨�... @SanwalSana
106K Followers 18K Following Today is the day, be happy. Today is the day, dream big. Today is the day, be truthful. Live for today. Dm means unfollow, family @0mysky @wassiskyworld
That Girl @marciwilcox100
536 Followers 1K Following *Sweetest bitch you'll never meet*Ginger Ninja*Meet me in the middle of heaven and hell*
macromemory @macromemory
875 Followers 292 Following an indie synthpop band | @JillianMadison | Find us on Soundcloud: http://t.co/oSBlrSewjX
I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup
14K Followers 15K Following snapchat aaron_up Instagram aaronupham1 https://t.co/zn3tMFb823





























