The Power of Failure: A Guide to Self-Destruction @TPOFguide

My sincerest thanks go to no one, because I don’t like people. Joined December 2019

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The Power of Failure: A Guide to Self-Destruction @TPOFguide

5 years ago

The bear is more gentle than the ant.

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5 years ago

If you read this, we just touched.

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5 years ago

It was a snowy summer's morning. My afro crew cut was getting in my eyes. I had blisters on my feet from oversleeping. Cedric had gone off to buy this month's edition of Lads babes and horses.

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5 years ago

If you like this tweet I will be offended.

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5 years ago

Nothing to see here. Move along and continue with your suffering.

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5 years ago

Applaud the health professionals who can't treat this virus and can't help you, but will let you have a bed if you are about to die.

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5 years ago

Stay at hands, wash your home, under no circumstances leave the house unless you decide to, wear a mask but only sometimes if you can't avoid it, if you are on the rigs stay at work but don't work and don't go home.

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5 years ago

"Find something you're not good at, and then don't do it." - ALF

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6 years ago

The only effective method I have found for dealing with the current Human situation is to mutter under one's breath most of the day, and burst into tears at odd moments. If you have any better ideas, let me know.

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6 years ago

Happy Crucifixion, suffering and death day, everyone. Eat those fucking chocolate bunnies.

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6 years ago

Know the difference between success and failure. Real success is to no longer fear death, and instead welcome it. Real success is failure.

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6 years ago

Tweet Tweet Motherfuckers!

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6 years ago

I'm not even a good failure anymore.

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6 years ago

Retweet me to get a free copy of my book (whenever it gets released).

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6 years ago

Condoms are the answer to most of the World's problems.

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6 years ago

I hope you are having an uncomfortable day.

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6 years ago

Meditate to induce rage at your lack of spirituality.

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6 years ago

Stay patient; eventually that disaster WILL happen.

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6 years ago

You are here to let the divine purpose of man unfold through bitching and moaning - that is how important you are.

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6 years ago

Luckily, disappointment is an inevitable part of the life process, and so is always available to you no matter how positive outer circumstances may seem.