ThePastor'sWife🤷♀️ @ThePWLife
I am Anonymous, but not Fake. snarky about the stupid stuff, compassionate about the important things! Ohio, USA Joined March 2009-
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If you’re one of the Mormons on here who got your holy whitey tighties in a knot after finding out I’m not a fan, this is for you:
I remember when twitter was fun.
@guypbenson What privacy? They just put it all out there.
@ByingtonJohnnie Live until you die! Don’t waste one moment dying.
I broke up with my plastic wrap. Too clingy.
I like to hear the Twitter bird tweet. #refreshyourfeed
Your Pastor’s wife needs emotional protection from people. Surround her with a little more than prayer.Try some support. Speak up for her when tongues wag and people want to tear her down.
Are they friends or just people who will stroke your ego and tell you what you want to hear?
When the pianist wants you to sing exactly what’s written…note for note…
@PCArsenault That’s what we’re most concerned about in this situation?!
@RASnyder7 What did you do? I think one of you were talking in your sleep…
@drpenn Workers revenge for the free babysitting all week!
Don’t be afraid to sit back and let others shine. It is your opportunity to show gratitude for their hard work. #sharethespotlight
I get judged equally by what my husband says from the pulpit. He probably gets judged by what I say everywhere else. #Influencer
Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy
27K Followers 5K Following Church guy who wanted to make you smile. Forswunk. 'Say something brilliant, and your name won't soon be forgotten.' -Anonymous
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
13K Followers 13K Following You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
threegirldad @threegirldad
3K Followers 1K Following
Unspoken Prayer Reque... @UPRMemes
0 Followers 59 Following Christian-adjacent memes for everyone who knows what "just pray" means in the group chat.
C_ora @ora_c5635
82 Followers 5K Following
MeadowHarbor @HarborMead60941
87 Followers 5K Following
McCodde @CoddeMc55601
83 Followers 5K Following
Gregg Stone @gmoneystone
107 Followers 280 Following
John Coker @johncokerdev
86 Followers 355 Following Just John. I pastor in Bronson, FL and build things on the side. Restoring history's greatest sermons at Voices of the Ages. Ideas, faith, and Levy County life.
Kevin Holl @KevinHoll12
9 Followers 200 Following
Cole Mahle @cole_mahle
20 Followers 95 Following Assistant (TO THE) Pastor of Grace Baptist Church in North Ridgeville, Ohio. Husband and father of four. Heb 10:23
Ian @IanRuns
108 Followers 209 Following Husband, father, runner, ex-blogger, starter of unfinished… #YNWA #SDG. Diagnosed with Brain Cancer 5-3-2019. God’s grace IS sufficient. 2 Cor 12: 9,10
Kristyn McNally @ksmcnally
17 Followers 47 Following
Rhonda Glanton @cmesoar2
296 Followers 767 Following New Music Available Now. Release the Sound. Download your copy at https://t.co/PZ2L7IsszB.
Thomas Slawson @thbslawson
276 Followers 361 Following Follower of Christ, Husband, Father, Pastor in SD. Winsomely Reformed. The only true “Christian Nation” is the church.
Sara Vargas @saralynde
197 Followers 442 Following H-town Girl, just loving God and ALL of His people ❤️
Vrpark @Vrpark5
2 Followers 224 Following
Diana @drpenn
3K Followers 2K Following Sinner being saved by grace. Gulf War Veteran. Medically retired. Mom of 3. Wife of 1. I post about weather, food, and Jesus.
Rhonda Baker @rhondabaker90
6 Followers 99 Following Follower of Jesus, Wife, Mother, Social Worker.
Tamster Therapy @TamsterTherapy
254 Followers 396 Following 🌻🇺🇦My opinions and ideas are subject to change as I grow and learn. 🧘🏼 she/her 🦋 LCSW
Trish Walls @TrishWalls6
0 Followers 307 Following Married and pastor’s wife for 49 years, mom of 2 sons with their wives and grandma to 4 grandchildren! So blessed by God!
Gabe Herndon @Gabe_Herndon
143 Followers 183 Following There is therfore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. - Romans 8:1
“case of the monday... @j_aaronolivares
135 Followers 197 Following Mike Tyson once said to me “I can’t sing for you, my manager won’t let me”
David Treadway @david_treadway
51 Followers 217 Following
Elaine @PoodleMom77
401 Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ. Married to Mr. Incredible. Mom of 3 MomMom to 8. Homeschool Veteran. America First!
Mrs. Peeves @MrsPeeves
93 Followers 47 Following I'm the wife of @ParsonPeeves. What more needs to be said?
Derek E. @pilotderek92
288 Followers 1K Following Christ Follower. Pilot. Data Engineer. Drummer. Flamenco Enthusiast. 🇺🇸 🇬🇹
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
170 Followers 3K Following
Minister Of Cyn(icism... @minofcynicism
102 Followers 309 Following I went to Semimary and all I got was this anon twitter account. I'm totally not a Steven Furtick burner account. Really.
gatorgirl08 @gatorgirl08
40 Followers 2K Following
R.H. Tatum @RHTatum2
0 Followers 12 Following Author of The Smile Bible, the world's first seriously entertaining commentary
💉🐧Nasty Masked ... @sslw2018
193 Followers 3K Following spouse w kids, dog owner, cricket fan, world student, educator, immigrants' kid, Indo-Carribean American, activist ATTEMPTING to follow Jesus's example. She/her
Young_Adult_Pastor @AdultPastor
10 Followers 81 Following Am I a "Young Adult" Pastor or a young "Adult Pastor"? Stay tuned to find out.
Amanda @ACpreacherswife
458 Followers 648 Following Jesus is my Savior. Proud wife of James. Momma to the best kids. Veteran. Save America! MAGA! No DMs!
Anthony Watson @AnthonyWatsonMS
486 Followers 5K Following I am saved by grace. Faithful president of the Tristal Watson fanclub.
pastorgrumpypants @pstorgrumpypnts
354 Followers 519 Following My wife’s moniker for me... #idontknowaboutthat
GlassHouseSoul2 @GlassHouseSoul2
252 Followers 223 Following AKA @GlassHouseSoul I’ve been locked out of my account, so here I am. Still watching those birds hit the wall. Anxiety, depression, PTSD. Learning how to live.
The PK @ThePK36294906
3 Followers 12 Following Your typical struggles and Memes of being a Pastors Kid.
Benjamin Wilks @btjwilks
270 Followers 526 Following Christian, husband, father, minister of Covenant Church, Newmilns. I enjoy board games, photography & old sci-fi books.
LibertyBomb @LibertyBomb
498 Followers 2K Following Pro-Christianity, Pro-Freedom, Pro-Religious Freedom, Pro-Life, Pro-Free Speech, Pro-Property Rights, Pro-Free Market Capitalism, Pro-Gun
Rob Glidewell @Goldenbearcoach
542 Followers 5K Following I am the Pastor of Middleton, Reaves, and Powell’s Chapel United Methodist Churches.
Останній Ча... @e_k_lion
59 Followers 250 Following Війна - кара Божа людині при житті, і Ад - кара Божа людині після смерті. Каймося, людє! Йдімо до Бога!
Reese Townsend @ReeseTownsend92
647 Followers 938 Following I'm just one beggar trying to show other beggars where the bread is.
YoungAdultPastor @YAPastor2
56 Followers 125 Following Not sure if I'm a Young Adult Pastor or a young Adult Pastor.
Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist
88K Followers 263 Following Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.
Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy
27K Followers 5K Following Church guy who wanted to make you smile. Forswunk. 'Say something brilliant, and your name won't soon be forgotten.' -Anonymous
Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon
103K Followers 319 Following It ain't the way it used to be, I'll tell you that. He/Hymn.
Marybeth 🐥🇺🇸... @mbkp
2K Followers 4K Following Silliness abounds! #TeamBlitheringIdiots *But we're pleasant idiots. ✝️ Awarder of 🏆 https://t.co/XVjrJO0NVt
Chet Churchpain @Churchpain
9K Followers 4K Following Person, Human, Homo sapiens, non-influencer, and biped. Scared about broccolis. Is Twitter still a thing?
Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
13K Followers 13K Following You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 1K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
threegirldad @threegirldad
3K Followers 1K Following
Rhonda Baker @rhondabaker90
6 Followers 99 Following Follower of Jesus, Wife, Mother, Social Worker.
Diana @drpenn
3K Followers 2K Following Sinner being saved by grace. Gulf War Veteran. Medically retired. Mom of 3. Wife of 1. I post about weather, food, and Jesus.
Angie Wright @onlyHEisWorthy
11K Followers 6K Following Daughter of the Most High ✝ born again ✝️passionately pursuing Him 🙏 Indep Baptist ✝️wife, mama, friend 🩵4th generation trucking fam🤍🐩 O-H!!!
Tamster Therapy @TamsterTherapy
254 Followers 396 Following 🌻🇺🇦My opinions and ideas are subject to change as I grow and learn. 🧘🏼 she/her 🦋 LCSW
Baptist Heisenberg @HeisenBaptist
254 Followers 386 Following He is the one who knocks. And by He, I mean Christ. Open the door for Him. I wouldn't suggest you do the same for me...
Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78
36K Followers 2K Following venting snarkily about motherhood and raging angrily about the current president
Organic Live Food @OrganicLiveFood
507K Followers 49K Following We provide #nutritional facts abt #organic foods, #raw/live foods, #superfoods, #herbs, #healthy #diet, #GMOs & #pesticides https://t.co/EC1X1T02tP
DoItYourself.com @DoItYourselfcom
151K Followers 124 Following https://t.co/r8hZWC4x9s is the leading independent home improvement and home repair website. Read how-to articles, watch videos, and ask questions!
Stay at Homie @stayathomies
10K Followers 2K Following Taking a break from sarcasm to try and help our 2 friends in Asheville that lost everything. Link in bio 💗
church lady @churchladyyyyy
276 Followers 165 Following
Gabe Herndon @Gabe_Herndon
143 Followers 183 Following There is therfore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. - Romans 8:1
“case of the monday... @j_aaronolivares
135 Followers 197 Following Mike Tyson once said to me “I can’t sing for you, my manager won’t let me”
Young_Adult_Pastor @AdultPastor
10 Followers 81 Following Am I a "Young Adult" Pastor or a young "Adult Pastor"? Stay tuned to find out.
oldfatheradrian @oldfatheradrian
170 Followers 3K Following
David Treadway @david_treadway
51 Followers 217 Following
Elaine @PoodleMom77
401 Followers 1K Following Follower of Christ. Married to Mr. Incredible. Mom of 3 MomMom to 8. Homeschool Veteran. America First!
PKProblems @PKProbs101
422 Followers 120 Following Just 3 girls finding the humor to everyday happenings. #PastorsKidProblems
Proverbs 31 @Proverbs31org
245K Followers 34 Following Sharing biblical Truth for any girl in any season.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes
667K Followers 53 Following Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Instagram and Facebook.
GlassHouseSoul2 @GlassHouseSoul2
252 Followers 223 Following AKA @GlassHouseSoul I’ve been locked out of my account, so here I am. Still watching those birds hit the wall. Anxiety, depression, PTSD. Learning how to live.
Mrs. Peeves @MrsPeeves
93 Followers 47 Following I'm the wife of @ParsonPeeves. What more needs to be said?
Minister Of Cyn(icism... @minofcynicism
102 Followers 309 Following I went to Semimary and all I got was this anon twitter account. I'm totally not a Steven Furtick burner account. Really.
Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump
11.1M Followers 2K Following
Mike Pence @Mike_Pence
5.8M Followers 79 Following Christian, Conservative, Republican- In That Order. Husband, Father, Grandfather and 48th Vice President of the United States🇺🇸
Vice President Mike P... @VP45
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Melania Trump 45 Arch... @FLOTUS45
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The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
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Ohio Dept of Health @OHdeptofhealth
98K Followers 886 Following Protecting and improving the health of all Ohioans. RTs/Follows/Likes do not indicate ODH endorsements.
Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine
388K Followers 906 Following Official X account of Governor Mike DeWine. Posts by staff.
Faithful Preacher @FaithfulPreachr
3K Followers 426 Following Follower of Christ - Husband - Dad - Pastor - #5Solas Kinda Guy
pastorgrumpypants @pstorgrumpypnts
354 Followers 519 Following My wife’s moniker for me... #idontknowaboutthat
faith music radio (In... @faithmusicradio
296 Followers 361 Following Dedicated to provide the best in traditional gospel music and fresh, original Christian programming. 93.1 FM • 1180 AM • Streaming. Local - @1180WGAB
The Broken Book @BrokenBookPod
3K Followers 4K Following Sam and Amanda criticize, defend, and generally nerd out about the Bible. Former high school theology teacher. He/Him
David Jeremiah @davidjeremiah
297K Followers 34 Following Senior Pastor of @Shadowmtn | Founder of Turning Point | Delivering the unchanging Word of God to an ever-changing world
Erwin Lutzer @ErwinLutzer
11K Followers 28 Following Pastor Emeritus of @TheMoodyChurch. Radio pastor on Moody Church Hour, Running To Win, and Songs in the Night. Account managed by the staff of @Media_TMC.
QPR REPORT @QPRReport
8K Followers 2K Following QPR News, QPR History, @QPR Nostalgia and #QPR Opinion - See also: https://t.co/sw8Tc3xCxk https://t.co/zCGy7Y8Wr3
Guille Mac Kenzie @guillemackenzie
106 Followers 132 Following No me pidas más ni esperes menos. Por la gracia de Dios soy lo que soy 🤷♂️
Columbia Gas of Ohio @ColumbiaGasOhio
2K Followers 405 Following This page is only used for emergency updates. DO NOT report gas odors or emergencies. In case of emergencies, call 911 & then us at 1-800-344-4077.
Youth Pastor's Wife @ypwifelife
146 Followers 175 Following // Struggles & general gripes about being married to a Youth Pastor // Living this life ain't always easy - but it's always worth it // 🙏🏽👆🏼💕 //
















