MrPita @TheRealMrPita
It's a great life if we don't weaken. Joined October 2013-
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If Texas Republicans are so concerned about “rapists and criminals” they should get a load of their presidential nominee.
I hated Trump before hating Trump was cool. This is why
I hated Trump before hating Trump was cool. This is why
I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it.…
Let me be clear for those who don't seem to know: Slavery was the cause of the Civil War.
ON THE IDEA OF A TRUMP DICTATORSHIP
Buy a Bible, don't read it, and you'll be a Catholic. Buy a Bible, read only what suits you and you’ll be Evangelical. Buy a Bible, read it fully, analyse it, reason it, and you’ll be an atheist.
This picture speaks volumes of who the Bidens are.
A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…
With Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis getting all the attention, it is important to remember that Ted Cruz is an asshole too.
Under House Bill 1, a wealthy CEO would get $80,000 in taxpayer dollars to send two kids to a four-year private high school. That’s enough to buy a new Mercedes. Vouchers are welfare for the wealthy.
I know it's not a good idea to have an Amazon Alexa in your bedroom. But you have to admit, pretty funny that in the middle of the night, in my sleep, I've started making song requests. Last night, I'm told, my wife woke to me playing "What's new pussycat" Bless her heart
This is worth watching. Every word.
A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country. 1/n
If the breeze is so strong that I need sister to help trim the sails, why on Earth is Michael trying to row the boat ashore? Help with the nets or somthin' buddy
Send this lady to jail x.com/rave_ent/statu…
Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18
Things Women May Not Know #27: Hidden in the stucco of every mens room, in every Chili's restaurant, is at least one booger, usually many, many more
Waiting period between registering to vote in Texas to being able to vote: 30 days. Waiting period between purchasing a gun and using that gun: 0 days. Please register to vote by October 10 in order to vote in local elections in Texas.
When is the last time you clicked on an @Newsweek article and weren't disappointed 🤔
Paloma Hardin @PalomaH81286
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Nesesiez @nesesiez98900
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fightrisk @ffsdosomething1
6K Followers 7K Following Military Vet, Democrat still fighting for our freedoms. Resisting all GQP attempts to destroy democracy! I have cats 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈 🐈⬛🌺💕
Harry @DEselmore
1K Followers 5K Following To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize
Dr. Mike Davis 🌊 @FrankMikeDavis1
72K Followers 72K Following VOTE DEMOCRAT! Animal Rescuer. Eye Doctor/Pastor/Attorney. History, Genealogy & DNA Researcher. Feminist/LGBTQIA+BLM Ally.🟦🌻🟧
AuntieTree @TreeAuntie
698 Followers 2K Following I believe that the tree of knowledge is something to aspire to. Old and gnarled, but still learning. Music. Sweet, sweet music.
Joe Deegan @JoeDeegan12
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SirBobofAmbler @SirBobofAmbler
797 Followers 1K Following Born in Philly; moved to Ambler; currently resides too close to the center; Ex 95B2V5; #scum #NeverTrumper #proudAntifa
SkiNinja @FKA_Chachie
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RiskeyBusiness @riskey75
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Brian Caskey @BrianCaskeyNC
7K Followers 5K Following Mayor Pro Tem, Mills River NC, 2017-2021 | 2020 Dem Nominee for NC Senate 48 | Solar, broadband, and greenways are my jam | Stetson & UNCW grad
Chloe @culator6
59 Followers 174 Following In the last two weeks, I've had to make six major moves, including dropping all of my friends on Facebook and adding my mom on Snapchat. Bot
Charlotte @terbocks
515 Followers 2K Following No I do not need anyone else's opinion. I was able to write this one on my own. Bot
🟧 AcornKtn 🇺�.. @AcornKtn
3K Followers 3K Following Very Blue dot in red state. Writer, animal activist. Supports diversity. Very opinionated. Mute a$$holes. I verify before reposting. Never forget NAVALNY!
InformationRedacted @Twittle7264
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
jessie ✨ @daydrinktherain
338 Followers 705 Following i might have been born just plain white trash but jessie was my name
Maynard - Elon Musk i.. @JimMulford3
542 Followers 1K Following John Q. Public, but not THAT Q! Ex-Husband x2, father, sarcastic bastard and trying to keep open eyes and mind. Not a kool-aid drinker, fine whisky preferred.
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Todd carmichael @Bakkerautotrim
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Lamont Straham @LamontStraham
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MaryLou Moore @CrazyMSULady
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Mid-MichiganSpartans @MidMichSpartans
3K Followers 2K Following The world's largest regional Michigan State University Alumni Club. Serving Ingham, Eaton & Clinton counties. Go Green! Go White! #SpartansWill
Brian Gillham @farkusG
26 Followers 194 Following I'm only here because I wrongly assumed this platform would be less toxic than Facebook.
ALL @LenahanAndi
14 Followers 228 Following Proud Chicagoan, 2nd grade teacher, baker, runner, book lover, world traveller and lots more you'll discover on my page.
melissa gillham (will.. @melissaminddump
55 Followers 195 Following a collection of ridiculous thoughts. follow me if you want to hear about what I see on the el.
Florene Burnsed @datogypodij
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Elsa Dehay @povibijowahy
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Vinay Gopalaiah @gopalaiahvinay
109 Followers 939 Following Principal Software Engineer || JS Enthusiast || CodeParva Be Kind. Human first. My opinions are my own Gooner for life
Snares to Wares Initi.. @SnarestoWares
169 Followers 85 Following Snares to Wares is a community-based conservation initiative, dedicated to improving human livelihoods and protecting wildlife in the Murchison Falls NP, Uganda
Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
68K Followers 194 Following Proud Captain of the best damn ship in the Navy, @TheCVN69. All views presented are mine and do not represent DoD/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoD/DoN endorsement.
Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
12.2M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Chair of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
fightrisk @ffsdosomething1
6K Followers 7K Following Military Vet, Democrat still fighting for our freedoms. Resisting all GQP attempts to destroy democracy! I have cats 🐈⬛ 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈 🐈⬛🌺💕
Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass
76K Followers 4K Following lawyer, banjo player,2018 IBMA Broadcaster of the Year,peace monger
Out of Context Human .. @NoContextHumans
4.0M Followers 248 Following The ORIGINAL Out of Context Human Race page! Subscribe to us for $1!↗️ No Copyright intended - DM for credit/removal
Concerned Parent in N.. @ZachRunsThings
16K Followers 1K Following Concerned Parent in North Texas (for pretend, mostly)
Jane Salty Dough @JaneSaltyDough
829 Followers 803 Following I don't like it now. Leave me alone about it.
Dr. Mike Davis 🌊 @FrankMikeDavis1
72K Followers 72K Following VOTE DEMOCRAT! Animal Rescuer. Eye Doctor/Pastor/Attorney. History, Genealogy & DNA Researcher. Feminist/LGBTQIA+BLM Ally.🟦🌻🟧
AuntieTree @TreeAuntie
698 Followers 2K Following I believe that the tree of knowledge is something to aspire to. Old and gnarled, but still learning. Music. Sweet, sweet music.
WXRT Chicago @93XRT
48K Followers 1K Following 93XRT! Chicago's Finest Rock 🎶 Always live on the free @Audacy app.
Shitheadsteve @shitheadsteve__
19K Followers 147 Following The best meme page of 2024 ten years in a row. OC watermarked, the rest credited reposts
Gary Ridley @GaryRidley
2K Followers 4K Following Behavioral health coms & training. Helps organize Michigan's largest motorcycle rally, Rebel Road. Former journalist. Aspiring hermit.
KHALIL @KHALILMMONROE
227 Followers 444 Following
foxyjewishmama @foxyjewishmama
8K Followers 1K Following Sammy. Chicago-based architecture worker, cyclist, pedestrian, transit rider. She has her pronouns in bio.
The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle
33K Followers 8K Following Serving up our famous char dogs, cheddar fries, and insults since 1983. Come check out our new bar/venue and dogwalkers deck 2622 n Clark street chi city
Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 830 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjda
SkiNinja @FKA_Chachie
34 Followers 99 Following
Matthew Chynoweth @bridgebrah
9 Followers 5 Following
John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
934K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
Dan Carlin @dccommonsense
126K Followers 115 Following "My wish is for an America that matches the marketing material"
Nabeela Syed @NabeelaforIL
31K Followers 681 Following State Representative, IL HD-51 💙 (she/her/hers)
Skywood Recovery @SkywoodRecovery
243 Followers 76 Following Skywood Recovery provides those suffering from mental health or substance abuse disorders with the tools needed to find recovery. (855) 760-1987
Look Back, Chicago �.. @lookbackchicago
18K Followers 475 Following Look Back, Chicago is a history blog about those old Chicago buildings, signs and other structures that still exist around you. Run by @neilarsenty.
Lisa Parker @MSULisaP
4K Followers 4K Following Senior Director of Alumni Relations at Michigan State - Views are my own.
Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney
573K Followers 236 Following Official Page of Congresswoman Liz Cheney, proudly representing the people of Wyoming.
Sam Youngman @samyoungman
27K Followers 867 Following Diehard Kentucky basketball fan, former campaign reporter/White House correspondent, not paying $8
Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25
98K Followers 2K Following CEO, https://t.co/XdwlQxsBmR | Publisher, https://t.co/AcVqdCNwx3 | Founder @AccountableGOP | Host: The Focus Group Podcast
Matt Lindner @mattlindner
9K Followers 4K Following Wrigleyville Dad. Roxanne's best buddy. Sarah's +1. Ex-pro mascot. Ally. Big fan of running, bourbon, and good folks. Just doing my best.
Angry Staffer 🌻 @Angry_Staffer
581K Followers 699 Following Not a current WH Staffer | Politics, NatSec, and Snark — Mileage may vary | Views mine | https://t.co/Kj4zTIdnnS
John Cusack @johncusack
1.9M Followers 2K Following Apocalyptic shit disturber & elephant trainer. Justice for all - or no one. A retweet is not an endorsement - SEEK TRUTH SPEAK TRUTH LIVE TRUTH .
Jamie Schler @lifesafeast
70K Followers 15K Following Writer, cookbook author, podcaster, jam maker, hotel owner. That and more. Discover it all at https://t.co/p7pavjwL52 and let's #endALS
Mark Sumner @Devilstower
13K Followers 1K Following "You're still here? It's over. Go home." @devilstower.mstdn.social @devilstower.bsky.social
Connie Schultz @ConnieSchultz
260K Followers 15K Following Columnist. Novelist. J-prof. NYT bestseller The Daughters of Erietown. Out 2/6/24: Lola and the Troll. On Substack, Hopefully Yours. I love @SenSherrodBrown.
Connie Pelchat @ConniePelchat
340 Followers 285 Following
ray and 149 others @rayhatfield
757 Followers 2K Following javascripter. chaperone to a deaf one-eared great dane. political rage-tweeter. blue dot in a red state. suffering from mild persistent panic.
Bill Clinton @BillClinton
13.1M Followers 39 Following Father, grandfather, 42nd President of the United States, Founder, Clinton Foundation. Follow @ClintonFdn for more on our work around the world.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
RiskeyBusiness @riskey75
2K Followers 2K Following 🪓Follow at your own risk #SD4L #DALLASCOWBOYS #DETROITLIONS
John B. 10987 @loons1
425 Followers 490 Following Music lover. Sports fan: LA Rams(for over 50 years), Buffalo Sabres, Rochester Americans, Crystal Palace FC, Loch Ness FC Getting liberal in my old age.
Chloe @culator6
59 Followers 174 Following In the last two weeks, I've had to make six major moves, including dropping all of my friends on Facebook and adding my mom on Snapchat. Bot
Brian Caskey @BrianCaskeyNC
7K Followers 5K Following Mayor Pro Tem, Mills River NC, 2017-2021 | 2020 Dem Nominee for NC Senate 48 | Solar, broadband, and greenways are my jam | Stetson & UNCW grad
Congrats. Such an important area of study! 💚
Could’ve waited for my partner to get home so I wouldn’t have to use self timer but I was too excited to announce I’m joining @michiganstateu’s Clinical Psych PhD program! Thrilled to be working with @BBurnettePhD to make eating disorder care more equitable and effective.
For the record: YOUR religion tells YOU what you can and can't do. It doesn't mean shit to the rest of us.
We need a slur for people who take too long to buy lottery tickets.
Michael is deployed serving our country, something you know nothing about. Someone who continually disrespects the sacrifices of military families has no business being commander in chief.
Trump on Haley: Where's her husband? Oh, he's away. He's away! What happened to her husband? What happened to her husband. Where is he? He's gone.
What if I see Bob Marley???
Apparently, if you can see an orca whale, you're left-brained, and if you can see an alien, you're right-brained. What do you see in the bananas?
If you remember hearing Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" on the radio back in the day, schedule your colonoscopy, mammogram and shingles shot.
This is crazy!!
Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car” has reached #1 on US iTunes after a live performance with Luke Combs at the #GRAMMYs, nearly 36 years since release.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD
FOX NEWS: In Biden’s economy, real wages are not keeping up with defamation payouts
BREAKING: Donald Trump is ordered to pay another $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll after a jury found he damaged her reputation after she accused him of sexual assault. apnews.com/article/trump-…
Was thinking about how Howard Dean once went “YEAHHHHH!!!!” really loud and lost the nomination. That was it. He just said yeah loud and the media was like: oh hell no that’s not Presidential
I am now on my 44th consecutive alcohol-free day and it is absolutely amazing how much energy I have.
YES! 🤣🤣
I’ve been waiting a bit to use this mug…. This morning seemed to be the perfect opportunity.
I understand dryer settings.
Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?
ronald reagan, usually
I don’t have student debt but I believe in student debt forgiveness. I can’t get pregnant but I believe abortion should be legal in all cases. I’m straight and cis but I am pro same-sex marriage and trans rights. Welcome to It’s Not Always About You 101.
Gen X only wants one thing, and it’s 13 CDs for the price of 1.
I just bought some stock in Fotomat. Now we wait…
If Texas Republicans are so concerned about “rapists and criminals” they should get a load of their presidential nominee.
@MeCheleT2 @UnrealBluegrass This is manipulation pure and simple. You're not praying for anybody and you don't care about Steve Martin. You're trying to protect your social position and that's all you're doing.
@MeCheleT2 @AJazzmom98 @UnrealBluegrass Baby Jesus is crying. You are stanning for a man who has been proven libel for sexual molestation, and today found guilty of defaming a woman who me molested. The man you are stanning for has broken EVERY DAMN COMMANDMENT that your God has given to you. 10 rules. ONLY 10. CINO
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