TwShitter @Tweet_Sheet
It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane. No! It’s Twitter Shitter! Local Toilets Joined April 2009-
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@Tweet_Sheet Sorry about your experience while using Pepto. Check back of bottle or Pepto.com for indications,warnings & dosage directions.
Lol!! My tweet about too much pepto and too much meat resulted in @Pepto apologizing for the experience
After nearly a week of shitting what can only be described as tapioca pudding. I am finally craping solid again :-D
Fuck this stomach bug! Been shitting piss for four days!
I wonder if this is the last dump of 2010... Judging by the smell, quantity and pain I somehow doubt it... Happy new year bitches.
Feels like I am shitting little pine cones. Please God, make it stop!
Just leaned back to stretch and accidentally pressed the flush... FML
Uhhhh 40 minute dump takes a lot out of a guy.. No pun intended!
Taking a shit in Detroit airport with a 3 hour delay to LA. Fuck!
Is it just me or does anyone else enjoy the dump after eating lots of red meat?
This shit was like opening a bottle of hellish champagne. Pop boom gush!
I dedicate my coffee dump to the late Leslie Nielsen. Surely, he will be missed. #dontcallmeshirley
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