MBH @UncoolMB
I write for Seinfeld. Not the famous one. Horseheads Joined February 2011-
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5G is going to change a lot of things. Luckily for us, it will never replace the courage and compassion of those who serve. RT to pledge #OneMoreSunday and @Verizon will *donate $1 to the @PearlJam #VitalogyFoundation: vz.to/37LOGiV *Must RT on 2/2 or 2/3
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Save up to $0.75 on Kleenex� Tissues and take advantage of every opportunity to show you care. irxcm.com/RevTrax/rd/102…
It's all fun and games until someone loses a contact.
'I'm sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come' is the title of my bio. I may have already told you this.
"I'm a hustler, baby" - me, while crossing a crosswalk that is beeping at me with less than 6 seconds to walk.
A car just drove past blasting Frank Sinatra, wondering if it was @anna_ruggiero
Wish I was attending the #RockHall2017 celebration! Bet my best buds are there, @JuddApatow and @CameronCrowe!
so if anyone knows how to help someone to stop computer hacking, i'd appreciate it. asking for a friend. #hacking
saw an article that said "how to stop hacking" i assumed it was about computers...it was about coughing.
Yesterday when i was applying eye shadow, a woman came into the store, i only had one side complete. i came out looking like this:
"there's food in my hair again." - a competitive eater
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I had to put olive oil on the zipper of my shoe so it'd zip up. and taste better.
Logging into Twitter just to see what @anna_ruggiero is up to
Oregon Bakery That Wouldn’t Bake a Cake for Gay Couple Closes a.msn.com/06/en-us/BBx90… I said a prayer asking for your closing. #blessed
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