Witzcracka @Witzcracka
Sharp as a 🦴, dry as a 📌. Mostly here for pop culture and BS-ing. I also quip; there's some quipping. Los An, CA Joined May 2019-
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I have thoughts & opinions. Many are mainstream, some aren't, but I keep nearly all to myself because I want to enjoy #Twitter. You get some jokes, puns, cute dog stuff, a lil fangirl crap & that'll have to do. I want to join, but I also want to keep my sanity.😕#SaturdayThoughts
Wow wow wow...wow, it's Super Easy, Barely a Calendar 2021! Celebrate twelve months of tight with the @theryangeorge* *weeks and/or days sold separately. We're gonna need you to get allll the way off his back about it. #HappyNewYear2021 🤗
Guuuuys! I just noticed in #TheGoodPlace finale Jason is wearing a Janet-pattern tank top when they're snuggling in bed! Gosh this show is forking amazing. 🥺 @MannyJacinto @DarcyCarden @KenTremendous
Look at this old box my family found in a closet! 😆 Reduce, Reuse, Be Merry.🎄♻️ #MerryChristmas2020 #Christmas
Anybody else watching Home Alone right now because Elf isn't free on any of the five streaming services they pay for? 🥺 #MerryChristmas
Giving Melissa Villaseñor the spotlight two whole weeks in a row?? #snl #SaturdayNightLive
Is this guy going to end up in those Pete Davidson fan cams? 😆 #snl #PeteDavidson
I wouldn't be a true @theryangeorge stan if I didn't share every hilarious thing he touches, now would I? Get that coin, RG! 🤗 youtu.be/3uIrKiUqQrQ
I told my mom about how last night I got a dirty message from an unknown number and she asked if it was a 'dick flix'. I--
#timothéechalamet is much more life-like than I expected. #SNL
Santa's flamingos are lesser known than the reindeer but they're equally vicious. 🙂🎄 #Christmas #Christmaslights #LosAngeles
The desperate ache for carefree fun that escaped my lips when I saw Discovery Zone trending. 😩😩
The desperate ache for carefree fun that escaped my lips when I saw Discovery Zone trending. 😩😩
Cecily Strong is a freakin' trooper! 😆 #snl #cecilystrong
All of my tweets are for me, essentially, but this one really has an audience of one (and I ❤️it). Bow wow wow...wow @theryangeorge #YouTube #tryguys
Holly's always in a hurry. She's got people to know, places to pee! 🐾❤️ #dogsoftwitter #Puppies
Holy crap. Guys, he did it, it's here, it's finally here: Back to the Future Pitch Meeting! youtu.be/VWjJxeAsruo Thank you, @theryangeorge. As a #PitchMeeting stan I feel a sense of completion. It feels... tight. 👍
Yo even though you can't hide fleets you can mute individual's #fleets and it makes the circle disappear, so that's something!👍
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“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.
that's just Ben Shapiro frozen in carbonite
More stuff (appears to be Abe Lincoln bust) leaving the West Wing this afternoon.
let's pretend we went from #MichelleObama to Dr. Biden #TheView
Ha! Absolutely!
@AndyRichter @ThomasLennon We're in if you're in...?
I’m calling it now: one of the top five baby boy names in 2021 will be Steny.
#TedCruzIsTheTypeOfGuyWho takes a penny
NEW episodes of The Bald And The Beautiful every week!
Definitely sounds like him.
@AJemaineClement @s0Ive That man straight responded to a random birthday fan art post? Do people have no tact?
6 full toots this week from @sutanamrull and @RavenHUNTY 😭😭😭😭😭 thank you so so much!!!! #dragrace #tootandboot #fashionphotoruview
At the very least they should do a new season of The Comeback about Valerie trying to get the part
yet another unrealistic body standard for women
Omg do they not get cocktails during untucked this season 😭😭😭 I’d be so mad
It’s simple. These GOP “leaders” NEED to acknowledge they lost the election. If they don’t, they’re inciting violence by making people believe their democracy was stolen. Until they acknowledge there was NO evidence of mass voter fraud, their followers will continue to plot.
Thank you so much for 11 quarters of a million subscribers. It is my most important milestone yet and in honor of this I will be deleting my channel.
I loved reminiscing with Fred Armisen about all those years I spent bullying him in the hallways of 30 Rock. Hear our conversation @ apple.co/TeamCoco
@ashleesimpson thank you for a lifetime of inspiration.
Limiting replies is such a wormy thing for an elected official to do. I only do it because I don’t want joke punch-ups, not because people will remind me that I was implicit in mob violence & 5 deaths earlier in the week @marcorubio
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